DA GUY vs. ladysam and hg(da guy K.O.)

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handicap rules
8 bars each max
no flipping biting recycling
no dickriding hate votes
explained votes only
no crews
DUE SUNDAY 11:59 PM EST

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hg
hg ill leave you vanished without a trace (tres), n mangle the language like speakin spanish without a brace/
expanded mandible lookin manish around the face, never ate up no beef ya lookin famished around the waist/

hg
its so sad ya vocabs as limp as ya tits "hag"/
i could either hit from the back, or cover her face with an abercrombie and fitch bag/

hg
send you to hell in a basket, you want beef from me cuz rell wasnt packin/
you mean ta tell me thats the only real action that your dell was attractin/

ls
ladysam you dont want it with me you know ya wack at writin rhymes/
matta fact ya shine in the rap games as black as both your eyes combined/

both
dickridin on ladysam while you squeeze her thighs, harlequin claims ta be greater but i beat her twice/
said in the first battles i was weak each time, if shes so nice what does it say about her cheap ass rhymes/

both
and which one of you bitches ran ya mouth last, puttin me on blast on a podcast/
you bitched fast and got ya mod back, how do i top that, shit like thats what got ya mod snatched/

hg
i spit hotter, you cant win the race if your calves are charred/
besides the fact you cant fit your CHIN AND FACE in your avatar/

ls
manlysam thIs is like a miata vs. a suv full size playin chicken, the collision will break ya neck like a bull ride/
pastey bitch i leave ya ass down under by the pool side,u got vocals like a "DIKE" n i'm hittin the "BULL"s eye/



BAR 1: (tres)= 3rd battle,, mandible is her big jaw, shes spanish n i dont speak it, shes skinny
BAR 2: works at abercrombie or whatever, n i hate her face
BAR 3: pretty self explanatory
BAR 4: big ass dark circles around her eyes ..get some fuckin sleep..lol
BAR 5: hg always dickridin ladysam n fightin her battles, i am 2-0 against hg but she said my verses were
weak
BAR 6: pretty self explanatory
BAR 7: hg's avatar could only fit half her face cuz of her big ass chin
BAR 8: ladysam is pale as fuck and probably has never been out in the sun so the pool is out of the ?,
n kinda sounds manly on the radio

[*.HarleQuin.*]

oh shut the fuck up, talk about my bitching..u sure u dont have a pussy?

LadySam

ur so ugly u only show us ur arm, im reading ur palm,
this battle is officially ours, so please step away from these beautiful charms

dont take any battle tips from this stupid bloke
he'll tell you to compliment ur opponent whata joke

never got noticed so he had to type in caps
dude ur more pathetic then that samurai kid, thats a fact

HarleQuin

tellin me im sexy so u thought u were forgiven, most improved? thats enough proof u were wack in the beginning
fuck what happened then cus this'll be ur ending, i could care less about winning its my respect im defending
this is when real rap assasins attack, ill rip you like jack and help u realize your rappin is wack
u wouldnt know about that, ur verses are wack, just statin a fact, ur bitch i sed it twice and im never takin it back
u cant beat shit and the only thing u man-handle is poultry, what a chicken dont start bitchin when they vote me
in pms tryna get to know me, even told me how im sexy, but even if u met me id still tell u the only hot shit u post is when u quote me
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CYPHER:

you hate us? its ok we hate you too, now go cry some more cause i called u a fool
loves samcast it puts him in the mood tought sam sounded like a man so u started jackin ya tool
(only battled us cause we dissed him )
come on now ur realness is more debated than complexity lisp is
u showin ya ball hair in ur avy is nationally offensive
a good verse from u is more belated than fiascos diss is
with ur lame disses you may as well give up the game after we win this
more than one sam equals anyones ending, talkin to me about befriending and mending but sorry aint the only message ur sending
shes sexy? so you must be dribbling, me sound like a man you must be tripping, your just mad im in the game and actually winning
u have more losses than numbers tatted on a jew aww i sound like a man boo hoo, least i have more balls then you do
tell ur losses we aint mean to intrude 9-16? how u gonna talk shit dude,after all ur dick sucking record is just a reflection of you
(he sucks dick)

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uppin for votes

[~*Blitz*~]

I doubt I can vote but good job to both of you guys....both your verses were stong and good.

Yay for the Sams, you guys made me laugh a shit load while reading your shit. Thats my girls! <3

[MesaR]

Multis - Da Guy
Punches/personals- Da Guy
Flow- Both Sloopy But Da Guy.

Overall, Da Guy Just Came Hella Stronger.

[Lawgix]

i agree with sequence on this one

flow - nobody had a good flow
personals - da guy haha that was funny
punches - it swayed both sides but still i think da guy did it... harlequin was pickin up slack from ladysam imo...

so yeah da guy gets my vote

lets get this shit closed!

[~Symbolikull~]

nice battle yall

punches- dg
personals- dg
flow- hq and ladysam
entertainment- dg

vote: dg

[~Symbolikull~]

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