Bored And Trying To Sound Wack

[Momeijah]

i Dont Always Rap Like This Lmao. Decent Story... i Guess.

Yo Yo Yo, i Got No Love For The Popo
ur Ass Will Be \'POPPED\' Like My Name Was COCO
So My Street is a No-Go, Dangerzone, Dont Drive Slow-Yo
ill Shoot u in The Head Man, Drop My Gun And Do The Robo
i\'ll Shove a Gat-in-His-Teeth, This Bastard Aint Packin-The-Heat
u Run When u Hear a Gun Like Tracks-When-They-Meet
im Writin in Jail Tho, Got Caught With a Gat-in-The-Street
Cuz i \'Touched\' More \'Unlucky Numbers\' Than Catholic-Priests!!!!!
i\'m Listenin To The Deftones, in My Headphones
While Drivin, Speedin Through The Reds-Yo
i Ran Over a Little Kid-Man
Aint Got No \'Cruise Control\' Like i Was Nicole Kidman!!!
u Boring Pussy, Like a Cunt-With-No-Taste
i\'ll Piss On ur Chest Then Jiggle My Nuts-in-ur-Face
Punch Myself in The Nose, And Blow-it-On-You
Sneak in Kiddy Changing Rooms, i Know-it\'s-Wrong-Too!!!
Yah Dude, ****ill Smoke u Like a Cigarette**** <---Best Most Original Line Ever
My Ass Recieves More Squeeze Than a Trigger-Gets
ILLEST = ME, You = Wack Emcee, Love u Long-Time
i\'m Richard McBeef, im in The Mind Of Chong-Chine
Some Dude Came To My Door, it Was The Gas-Man
i Opened, Screamed, \'MY CASH IS IN THE TRASH-CAN!!!\'
So Fuck Off Bitch, i Aint Payin-You-Shit
i\'m On Drugs Man, im Total Swayin-Wooo-SHIT
Shit i Said Shit Twice, Shitty Deal But Shit-Happens
AINT NO BODY FUCKIN WITH ME AND MY SIX-MAGNUMS
i\'ll Pimp-Slap-Em, Then Die, On My Floor, Naked, And Drunk
Punk, All ur Shit Stunk Thats Right i Said STUNK!!!
But im Dead, And Still Writing, i Guess im 2pac
Nah, im Just DED i Wrote This With Visions Of The Future Of Me Lying DEAD
So Word, There\'s Me On My Carpet, Fluff-in-My-Ass
Yo Yo, itchy DAMN, Need a Piss? Nah Nothin-To-Pass
im Reeeeaaadddyyy, i Can Die-Now
WORD, Oh Shit, i Want Some Pie-Now
One For The Road Yah? Nah, ill Just Lie-Down
Dead, Word, i Wish My Floor Was More Cozy
i Cant Think Of Any Word That Rhymes With Cozy, Life is Rosy
it Would Help if My Neighbours Werent Fucking...
Whats Worse is Both My Neighbours Are Men, That Gave Birth To Ducklings
STOP CHUCKLING!!! im Trying To Sleep... Forever
im On Some Max Payne Shit Here, Gimme Some Drugs
My House is Fulla Bugs That Shit All Over My Rug
Oh, is That a Slug? Wait, Whats That, Ok Lemme Just End-Now
IM BORED OF WRITING THIS, So i Guess im Dead-Now
*Bows*



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[Lawgix]

LMMFAO!!!!!!!!

[MesaR]

Lol ahah.

No comment man, funny shit.

[B-Bear]

loool.. can't say anythin else then FUNNY AS HELL!! or yes, u got a fucked up mind bro..lol

fav:
im Writin in Jail Tho, Got Caught With a Gat-in-The-Street
Cuz i \'Touched\' More \'Unlucky Numbers\' Than Catholic-Priests!!!!!