There Was An Old Lady

[JigSaw]

There was an old lady
Whose kitchen was bare,
So she called for the cat
Saying,"Time for some air!"

She sent him to buy her
A packet of cheese.
But the cat hurried back
With a basket of bees.

She sent him to buy her
A gallon of juice.
But the cat reappeared
With a galloping goose.

She sent him to buy her
A dinner of beef.
But the cat scampered home
With an indian chief.

She sent him to buy her
A bowl of ice cream.
But the cat skated in
With a whole hockey team.

She sent him to buy her
A bite of spaghetti.
But the cat strutted up
With a bride and confetti.

She sent him to buy her
A fine cup of tea.
But the cat waddled back
With a dinosaur's knee.

The fridge was soon bulging,
And so was the shelf.
So she sent for a hot dog
And ate it herself.

[LadySam]

haha i like things like this

[Spoof]

lol this was funny poem, nice one

She sent him to buy her
A bowl of ice cream.
But the cat skated in
With a whole hockey team.
^^^my fav one!

[-TraMaTiK-]

this was kool i wuz feelin it

[MesaR]

HAHA..This Was Same Style To HIS FAKE ONE


He Is A Cheat..