a Magpie Stole My Watch

[Momeijah]

So Yah i Was Takin My Back Pathway So i Could Get into The Fuckin Shed And Sat My Watch On The Wall For Some Reason And a Magpie Came Swoopin Down And Flew Off. So it Landed On My Neighbour\'s Shed With My Watch And i Tried Throwing a Nut (The Metal Kind) at it So it Would Either Hit it Or Fly Off And Drop The Watch And it Flew With The Watch. So i Jumped The Fance And Kept Track Of it Through Everyone\'s Back Gardens Until We Came Out at The Back Of The Shop Where The Bird Flew Over The Next Row Of Houses So i Whistled For a Cab And When it Came Near The Lisence Plate Said Fresh And Had a Dice in The Mirror, if Anything i Could Say That This Cab Was Rare But i Thought Nah Forget it Yo Home To Bel Air!!! i Pulled Up To The House About 7 Or 8 And i Yelled To The Cabbie Yo Home Smell u Later, Looked at My Kingdom i Was Finally There To Sit On My Throne as The Prince Of Bel Air!!!

[LadySam]

lmao LOSER!

[Viral]

lol....as stupid as it was...it was actually funny...flowed real well into the end...lol