Okay N00bs

[Momeijah]

Okay Nooblets.

i Have Noticed That Quite a Few Members Here at illest Like To Type in a Popular Net Language Known as 1337 A.k.a Leet. And i Own u All at it. Blame Erratic D For Me Doing This. So i'll Be Typing in English at 1st But This is a Must Read For u Leet N00bL3tZ And Users Who Might Want To Learn This Language Lmao. Ok Lets Start With The Basics.

IF UR GOING TO TYPE CAPPING THE START OF EVERY WORD DO IT RIGHT!!!
i's Are Not To Be Capitalised, Ever. 'u (as in You, Not On Words), a, an, at And as' Are Also Not To Be Capitalised. Now That's The Basics Of My Style And i Say 'My Style' Because Nobody Here is as Good at it as Me.

Lets Move Onto What Erratic D Tries To Do.
1 Style = Just Capitalising Every 2nd Letter. i Hate That Style And it's a Favourite Among Newbies. Ex. U AlL FuCkInG SuCk <-- See How 'Eww' That is?..

Style 2 = Capitalising Every Single Letter Apart From Vowels. a More Advanced Style And Still a Favourite. Ex. BaSiCaLLY LiKe THiS.
Rell Has a Similar Style as u Can See But He Made Up His Own, im Not Going into Detail Though.

Style 3. Capitalising Every Letter Apart From i. (Modified And New Favourite Amongst Net Users = Using 2 Lower Case i's).
Example 1. THiS
Example 2. THiiS

Style 4. Domino's Favourite Style AKA The 'Clean Way'. u Capitalise The Letters That Make The Word Look Cool, Never A's, i's Or E's Though.
Example. ThiS LoOkS PreTTy FLaShY.

Now People Like To Modify The Styles And Make Their Own. Examples = Rell, ThaOneYouHate (Capitalises All L's if u Talk To Him On Msn u Shall Notice).

Now Thats The Basic Shit. Lets Move Onto Proper Hard Ass 1337.
The Suffix '0rz'. a Favourite Among Hackers And Net Geeks, Using 'xx' instead Of 'S', 'Teh' instead Of 'The', 'Pwn' instead Of 'Own'.
Now im Sure We All Know The Usual 'Lol, Lmao, Brb' So im Not Going Over That Simple Pussy Ass N008L3T Shit. However There Are Modifications For 'Lol' And Other Laughing Abbreviations. Such as;
Lawlz
Roflcopter
Lollerskates
And u Can Make ur Own So Don't Hold Back u Cunts.
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Other Useful Advice. Use The Fucking Character Map!!!
Programs > Accessories > System Tools > Character Map
And Go Fucking Crazy.
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Of Course Use Numbers 1n5734d 0f W0rd5.
This is Car Registration Plater Talk Bitches.
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Make ur Own Fucking Characters Aka. |_| <-- u, |\| <-- N, \/\/ <-- W.
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We All Know That There is No 'O' in P0rn Aka Pr0n.
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Another Couple Of Tips From The 3L173 $|<1||z0r.
Don't Type in Numbers in Fucking Forums Dumbasses.
Don't Make ur Fucking Words impossible To Figure Out Either.

And Goodbye

[complexity]

Die super nerd!!

The true definition of a nerd. Someone who spends their time with a pointless hobby on the computer!!!

hmm

[precise]

lol... loser

[~*Blitz*~]

Domino you have entirely to much free time and I think you should take up crocheting

[~Symbolikull~]

lmao @ crocheting.....

that was way to long man, ill be honest i didnt even read it, too much blue, it was hurtin my eyes.

[8th]

you should go outside from time to time. maybe attempt some REAL LIFE human interaction.

[16 Micz]

lol owned

[drunken jesus]

if 8th & tom make fun of you you're pretty damn nerdy

[Viral]

fuckin 4 eyes...

[Momeijah]

Heyy i Just Got Home Hows That Work? Lol!! i Really Just Made This So id Get Replies Calling Me a Nerd Cuz im Cool Like That Lmfao

[Subsist]

if 8th & tom make fun of you you're pretty damn nerdy

LMAO