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~*Blitz*~ VS. *.HarleQuinGirl.*

Post by ~*Blitz*~ »

5 Bars
Due in 48 Hours
House rules
ALL votes must be explained
This battle is simply for fun - not a win

Good luck chicka <3

I edited this to add the rules that I stated in the callout so everyone could see them
Last edited by ~*Blitz*~ on Wed Feb 28, 2007 4:32 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Post by ~*Blitz*~ »

Here's a femcee that needs her mouth slapped shut
Time to spit it and finally shut her the fuck up...


Here we go ~


You're justa preppy little bitch, Fuck rap, Stick to singin that opera
Not to mention you're a slut, Who the fuck hasnt been on top of ya?/
Bobby what happened to Whitney? You scared him and he fled the whole scene
My lines are just like the ones on your mirror, Hit hard, And occasionally make ya nose bleed/*
No one will question my personals, Cause I spit the truth, So it cuts deeper
Now that you're writing all alone, I got you feelin like Jigga after he got Ethered/**
I hope I dont depress this emo cheerleader, But thats the purpose of a punch
This stupid fuck dont eat breakfast or dinner, And shes purgin after lunch/
You know I'm 80 levels above you, So I dont know why you're startin shit
I am this crew, Without me... You'd be "two-sams, the lesbian partnership"/


* her ex was supposedly named Whitney and Bobby and Whitney Brown/Houston are well known for snorting coke all day long
** refering to nas' song ether in which he killed jay-z
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Post by *.HarleQuin.* »

call me a traitor for Slaughterin sams in my own camp
sorry i gotta hypen my amp, show illest who's the real female champ
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this quake is off the Richter only time she's ill is when my rhymes cause fatigue to hit her
hit where her heart be, a one bitch army, demandin +blitzkrieg+ on her like Adolf Hitler//
(blitzkrieg--a form of German warfare, "lighting war")

hotness is where we differ, not even finch would hit her if she was the mother of stifler
she falls cus my blitz don't miss her,she'd only stand a chance with a guy after 4 bottles of liquor//

call me the lyrical butcher i can give u beef served HOT! and i don't need a +lighter+
( she smokes)
dick rider? Nah. the meat provider, my beef gets rawer...while this slut legs open wider//

ur my girl but the bitch in me i will not contain, my flow endorses pain,i don't know wtf remorse is
like napalm, my shit explodes and sticks,especially for chicks that act like they don't know how strong my force is//

don't induce this spark,my stealth is lethal to ur health like salmonella in ya +pop tart+
(her name was pop tart)
blitzin this dart at ya heart, you knew at this battle start, u were just #9 on my chart//
Last edited by *.HarleQuin.* on Wed Feb 28, 2007 7:22 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Post by ~*Blitz*~ »

I thought we made it clear in we were only doing five bars? I woulda dropped the rest of my shit other wise
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Post by LadySam »

thats my sams! *THREESAM*!!
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Post by *.HarleQuin.* »

ok its down to 5 sorry about that
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Post by *.HarleQuin.* »

1-0 uppin
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Post by ~Symbolikull~ »

Punches - Blitz
Personals - Blitz
NamePlay - HQ
Structure/Flow - Tie
Entertainment - Blitz
WordPlay - HQ

Vote: Blitz

HQ you were laggin in this verse..
i'll smack yuh with rage i force multis outta my ass to the page
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Post by Typeo »

...I ain't breaking down shit. Its simple, HQ you had a good verse but you were doing more for yourself then you were doing damage to Blitz, Blitz basically had a steady stream of punches. It was a good verse HQ, something that one might just read not ment for a battle. But not something you'd see win.

Vote Blitz.
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Post by ~Symbolikull~ »

-records updated-
i'll smack yuh with rage i force multis outta my ass to the page
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Post by *.HarleQuin.* »

umm she won and all yeah cool but dont touch my record again if she cleary stated this wasnt for wins thanks = )
*records updated*
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Post by 16 Micz »

aahh puny mods..lol no need for an attitude mrs.fiasco
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