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-SoahKGniK-
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SoahkGnik VS Ladysamm

Post by -SoahKGniK- »

6-8 Bars
No crew votes...
Nobody who hasnt battled atleast 2 times can vote...
No pussy/dick ridin...
72 Hour Time Requirment...
5 Votes to win 3 Vote K.O.
Last edited by -SoahKGniK- on Mon Feb 26, 2007 2:15 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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LadySam
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Post by LadySam »

checks in
plz dnt hurt me
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Post by -SoahKGniK- »

Bitch how u already beggin when checkin in sayin soahk "PLEASE STOP"...
This Sluts nothin gettin wet-n-breakin her neck when she "SEEs-COCK"...

Had ta give this bitch sam 3 days on a verse when i "FREE-DROP"!...
U seem like an ugly ass man just wonderin if u post or "PRE-OP"?...

Whore'n online thinkin u sexy but truthfully we "ALL LAUGHIN BITCH"...
Non-attractive no tits sayin good things come in "SMALL PACKAGES"...

I spit n its practicaly orgasmic so when its over find an "OBORTIONIST"...
Display many styles fuckin this limber bitch worse then a "Contorcionist"..

U retarded slut how u gonna let me drop first an then try ta "FOLLOW THIS"...
I promise this is the last time ull ever spit for now on u "SWALLOW BITCH"...

Now this is all said and done i really hope u dont "HATE ME MAN"...
Becuz everyones gonna be talkin about how soahk raped "LADY-SAM"...
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LadySam
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ill drop tonight wen i get back home okie <3
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Post by LadySam »

u think ur arse is one of the best but ur jus like the rest
looking for an easy win but u chose the wrong chick to put to the test
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You seem to have shit backwards just like ur name...
begging me to call ur ass back but I don't wanna fuck wit a lame.
I can put my name backwards in a sentence to set up ur 3rd loss...
Hell I'll even do it in spanish have you screamin "por favor no MAS"
I'm better than you Queen Khaos might as well just admit it...
But ur like a retard tryin to do calculus...you just don't seem to get it.
You come to illestlyrics claiming that ur one of the best...
who the fuck is this geek kiddin, I bet he hasn't even seen a pair of breasts.
You want to battle Lady Sam and think you'll leave with a win...
but the chances of that happenin are like an Olsen twin...very very slim.
I'm better than you and I want all of illestlyrics to see that...
this homo's already asked me out 3 times...News Flash...Ur never gonna be that.
I keep things real unlike you, I don't mean to tease...
But I dunno whats faker...you or Donald Trumps hair piece.
I'd hate to burst ur bubble, but sweetie you ain't the king of shit...
don't be mad, I'm like a camel...cuz you just can't spit like I spit!


*Translation for "por favor no mas" is "please no more" and notice how MAS is SAM backwards making reference to my previous line. (And yes, MAS rhymes with loss"
*trying to get with this bitch - sweet talks me all the time so its obvio
*begged me to call back
*everything else is self explanatory
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Post by Kurse »

Jesus Christ!!! Lady Sam is a Killaaaaaaaaa!!! Where the fuck did that devilish verse come out of!? lmao Austrailians know spanish!? Brilliant...wasn't expecting that shit. Donald Trumps hair peice and the olsen twins comparison...priceless! This has gotta be the verse of the year! Give it up to the Sassy Austrailian...she took this round hands down! Not that K.K. didn't throw up a good verse...but alot of that shit just kinda predictable and played out. It's the kind of words I would expect to see from any guy battling an Femcee...so i wasn't too impressed.

Lady Sam...perfect 10.

1-0 in Lady Sams favor.
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Post by ~Symbolikull~ »

damn this was a tight ass battle, im glad Lady Sam is in FuLL TILT shes a Killa. but i cant vote.

Nice Verse LadySam
i'll smack yuh with rage i force multis outta my ass to the page
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Post by Typeo »

Damn girl, I mean wow. You really came out in this one.

Dude, you had no chance, LadySam all the way. Especially with shit thats been used over and over again in the same manner, Sam brought shit that might of been used before but brought in a new light. Damn nice.

Vote goes to Sam.
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Post by Kurse »

Uppin for votes...come on people. If you have time to view this thread then you have time to vote.
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Post by LadySam »

yeah i guess a few classes if spanish paid off and alot of aussie can speak spanish lol. thats for the votes uppin! <3
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Post by ~*Blitz*~ »

Good Battle!! Sam Im impressed!!
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Post by *.HarleQuin.* »

SAMM STEALING MY STARS AND KILLING IT!! *so proud*..omg look at us femcees ..
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Post by LadySam »

haha we fucking porn hardcore! <3
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Post by Momeijah »

i Cant Vote, Props 2 Maril.. i Mean Hana. Uppin u Cunts Lol
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AKA SCOTCH HALL, MOE MEIJER & MOMEIJAH.
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Post by LadySam »

=O maril, i HATE YOU
*cries*
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