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Eminem Hires Personal Trainer

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EMINEM was so appalled by his overweight appearance at last week's (begs06FEB06) Grammy Awards he has enlisted the help of a personal trainer to help him get back in shape.

The JUST LOSE IT hitmaker will pay over $17,000 (GBP10,000) a month for the fitness expert, who is also currently helping JANET JACKSON to slim down.

After seeing a playback of the Grammy ceremony, Eminem told a friend, "I can't f**king believe how I looked.

"I mean, I look nothing like me man!"
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yah eminem did look bad
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I do not understand.
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at all
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Do you often use a computer at all?
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this wasn't interesting... at all
Respect this, specialist, black, testing this and get ya necklace jacked
Your after name scratched up off my guestlist, party freak
You the type of nigga that'll hardly speak unless you spoken to
You throw a cold screw but sober up when I'm approaching you
At the same time we postin two niggaz on that ass
Thats gonna do what they supposed to do the limelight
Snatched away from you because its my night
Killarm' blaze hotter than twilight, you better get ya lines right
Half of these crabs cant even rhyme right
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What does "this" refer to?
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Hip-Hop Man wrote:What does "this" refer to?
go fuck urself ya retarted mechanic defect
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What you said was either too simple for me.
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who cares?pointless if u ask me eminem is old.
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I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.
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