Some Micheal Jackson Jokes!

[MesaR]

What does Michael have in common with NASA?
It's been 25 years since his first moon landing.

Saddam husin The Pope And micheal Jackson Were on a boat
And it was about 2 crash Tha pope said should we save tha kids
saddin said Nooo! FUCK THA KIDS
Then Micheal jackson said i dont no would we have time?

What Does Micheal Jackson And Kmart have in common
They both have kids pants Half Off

Why cant Micheal Jackson play chess
He didint no what 2 be black or white

This Guy was in His Car listing too his radio he said rap and rap came on
He said pop and pop came on he saod rock and rock came oN
Then all of a sudden These kids ran infreont of the care he said Fuckin kids
Then Micheal Jackson came on

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
Get out of my sun!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a chicken?
One says "cock'll-doodl-do" and the other says "Any-little-boy's-cock'll-do".


Made me Laugh ...

[Lawgix]

ummmmmmmm.... *speechless*

[precise]

lmao @ these jokes bein posted by a 12 year old, if i were 12 these jokes would give me NIGHTMARES hahaha

[Invincible]

he knows micheal jackson so well. maybe too well.

[MesaR]

LoL

[TwIzTiD]

What time is it when its michale jackson time? when the big hand touches the little hand