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[TwIzTiD]

After I was done killin' all tha yuppie fucks
all tha poor kids would come n' swing from my nuts
and I would walk home feelin' like a Samurai
I'd walk in tha house, and see my momma cry
I's ask why, she'd point to my drunkin' pops
he tried ta hit her again, but that shit STOPS
I kick him in his throat, you hear his neck break
I throw a roundhose and knock his beard off his face
I tell him, "Dad, now look at all your broken glass,
why don'tcha pick it all-up n' stick it in yer ass."
I watch him do it, "Now hurry up ya take fo'eva'."
when he was done I'd squeeze his butt-cheeks togetha'
"Now get tha FUCK out my house, neva' come back!"
I throw a chinese star, stick him in his ass-crack (Ahhhh)
I turn to my mudda, "I'm sorry that he hit'cha!"
DAMN I wish I could be a ninja

[TwIzTiD]

If I could be a ninja, my daddy'd be dead, but
I still gotta go ta work, n' pay tha rent
I flip frenchfries for $2.25
Mr. Donny works here he's fuckin' 45
but he'd think he "da' shit" cuz he's da' boss
I guess he don't know that his life is a loss
I walk in....about 5 minutes late...
cuz I was tryin' ta clean tha blood off my ninja blade
so, Mr. Donny wanna try n' get up in my face
screamin' at me, sweatin' ova' this place
mad cuz I'm late, he's no betta' than me
just another bitch workin' for next ta' free
I thought him out, takin' money, just steal
n' cuttin' up his body, n' fry him on tha grill
but he's too fuckin' wack, n' I could kill dis bitch
n' I don't even need ta be a ninja

[TwIzTiD]

Just gonna fill this thread with lyrics.

[TwIzTiD]

I need a bitch, a special bitch,
I need a bitch who pussy poppin booty switch
I need a bitch, fellatio, on the freeway with my pedal to the floor
I need a bitch, like cherry pie, I need a bitch like Bushwig Bill needs an eye
I need a bitch, a alcoholic, I need a bitch puking bend over my toilet
A bitchy bitch, bitch about nothing, I need a bitch to jizm in her belly-button
I need a bitch, a prostitute, she fucks my homies, and we can split the loot

[TwIzTiD]

I need a bitch, what kind of bitch?
A bitch fresh out the pan, fresh out the pan
I need a bitch like Harlem Williams needs a chin (uh oh)
I need a bitch, a mental case
She catch me cheating, shoot us both in the face (bang bang)
I need a hoe who can use me for my money (ching ching)
I need a bitch like like Chris Candedo's baby Sunny (whoo whoo)
I need a freak,(need a freak) like cherry pie (like cherry pie)
Like cookie cream, lemon ch-ch cherry pie
I need a woman to let me hit it
In the bushes raw at the herpe clinic (whut?)
I need a bitch, (need a bitch) who like to fight (who like to fight)
And get her nose ring ripped out like everynight (oww bitch!)

[TwIzTiD]

I need a bitch in a cheap hotel
So I don't know which one to blame for the smell
I need a bitch, that doesn't care she don't care
She like's to finger fuck her booty in the mirror
My cherry pie, cherry pie
My cherry pie my cherry pie
with lemon jell-o cherry pie

I need a bitch hurricanranna
A bitch who suck on dick like eminem mama
I need a bitch, I need a slut
I need a bitch who like bananas in her butt
I need a bitch now more than ever
I need a bitch who gots a head that I can sever

[TwIzTiD]

I say, rollin' around,
settin' on doves(?)
Got(?) my eye was high on shrubs,
Coolin' in my Escalade,
Man I'm paid, I got it made,
Take me to your special place,
Close your eyes show me your face,

I'm gonna piss on it.

=<Chorus>=
Haters gotta hate,
Lovers wanna love,
I don't even want,
None of the above,
I want to piss on you.
Yes I do, I'll piss on you,
I pee on you.

I said yo body, yo body,
Is a portapotty,
And I pee out kit(?),
And I pee on you,
Drip, drip, drip,
Pee on you,
Piss on you, piss on you,

You won't feel quite the same,
Once you get a whiff of my Hershey stains,
I wanna poop on you, too,
I want to pee in yo food,
Only thing that make my life complete,
Is when I turn yo face into a toliet seat,
I want to pee on you,
Yes I do, pee on you,
I'll piss on you

=<Chorus>=

Won't you braid my hair,
Before you stop, I gonna (?),
I wanna fart on you.

[TwIzTiD]

Erybody go to chat.

[Momeijah]

i Slept Through ALL THIS?

[16 Micz]

im afraid so, state cha name yo/
make me pull out the 9 and bang slow

[TwIzTiD]

Leave ya chick beggin fo mo
Seen 16 micz beat hiz ass to tha flo
ya see this aint a game bro
but ya bitch left me itchin shoulda used a tro.

Lol.

[~*Blitz*~]

damn i think we have to much free time...hmm? In a need of a hobby are we?! haha j/k damn justin you musta been bored

[TwIzTiD]

Only if my hobby involves you, Lol.

[Momeijah]

i Love Cookin ice-Cream
i Don't Even Need 2 Make This Shit Rhyme

[TwIzTiD]

Gay shit.