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Drunken vs Typeo

Post by Typeo »

12 bars, no flip, no hate votes, no dick riding votes. And anything else you need to add.

Ha, all killah, more like magilla gorilla
like greek falling pillah's, I'm a Trojan, you're a pilla
the one I shove your girls face into
you're a fuckin' jew, a false profit to add to

3 whorse/men, I'm the ripper, as when death becomes you
poor kin, I'm abortion you quicker, choking your mom blue
I form lyrical swords, blades, chaos from my wrists
and through my body, you're just used up like M inc n' John Gotti
Go make r-n-b BullShit, I'll be here rippin N' Bones with Fists
Then I'll bless this child, crucify while I baptise n' Bliss
Draw Pagan rituals and sadistic symbols on this Piss covered Cyst
You flatulent bum, suckin' out cum, trading a beer for a plum
battling me, its like you're standing up front beatin' the drum
starving artist taking food to a whole new level
and to this devil, you're nothin' but a grain of a pebble
imbecile, your off beat and it sucks at any decibel
No chance at you being able to make money off a beat for sale
Let me help you hold your ground by sticking your feet with nails

Ill, only like dirty mexicans not washing their hands working at taco bell
trying to pass off gettin' laid, reeking of that transvestite Domino's smell
Common Hoe, Infidel, I have calluses that stand out taller than you
Bitch, you're about as intelligent as rosie o'donnell hosting on the View
I can't even explain how gay you are, so just go look at a PT Cruiser
drunk? you're not even a boozer, no shots, barely even a bottle bruiser.
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Post by drunken jesus »

so typeo is nice yo right? nah this wack nigga can't even spell typo right

if i was trash & seemed to lose to every decent dude i'd be mad at jesus too
its understandable all the scams you pull to distract ya weakness dude
cause you must be on crack or pcp with your ego about your raps that seem to be
wack as eazy-e's you aging yet you ain't a vet all the newbies are better than you
you like pauly shores acting career you ain't gonna ever improve so settle it dude
nobodys jealous of you country bumpkin fucka you the sites ugly duckling
that pops shit in threads but homie really needs to go swan dive off of a ledge
looking at his myspace some persons shook at his burn that looks bad
but homie they ain't complaining much cause your face is worse to look at
a pale raging geek with the elongated facial features of an ancient creature
i never made a week verse so this threads getting sewn up faster than asian sneakers
you the lamest rhymer look at ya hand see what happens when you play with fire
this ugly motherfucka looks like jim carrey in dumb & dumber with gay desires
about spock cause he hates vagina getting online pissed trying front that hes tough
but hes really being arrogant cause hes ugly as fuck and his moms ain't hug em enough
but with the mug of this chump i can't really blame his mother too much
i told him he could be in full tilt if he won knowing he had no chance to win it
looking like a cancer victim or his family tree ain't have to many branches in it
how you tryna rap good in those back woods you needa get ya head outta the clouds
cause you must be smoking an ounce to a pound thinking you clowning my sound
i could kill 'em in second grade rhyming like he just learned multisyllables yesterday
so get feeling a lil extra brave 'cause after every battle you end up losing bitching
saying you didn't use a minute to try well neither did i so whats your excuse for this shit?

http://www.myspace.com/typeonugg you'll get all the personals looking there
Respect this, specialist, black, testing this and get ya necklace jacked
Your after name scratched up off my guestlist, party freak
You the type of nigga that'll hardly speak unless you spoken to
You throw a cold screw but sober up when I'm approaching you
At the same time we postin two niggaz on that ass
Thats gonna do what they supposed to do the limelight
Snatched away from you because its my night
Killarm' blaze hotter than twilight, you better get ya lines right
Half of these crabs cant even rhyme right
[Killa Sin]

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Post by complexity »

Man. I don't even need to think about. jesus murdered him. good try typo
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Post by Kurse »

Dayum...Gotta give it to the Drunken Savior...

Jesus never seems to amaze me whenever he battles. He picks niggaz apart like a soft pot-roast! No lie. Like I read Typeo's shit and I was like, "dayum...that's sum serious shit." But then I read DJ's shit and I was like dayum....it dont hold up to this. I mean dayum...here's 2 prime example of why this shit hurt so much...

"a pale raging geek with the elongated facial features of an ancient creature
i never made a week verse so this threads getting sewn up faster than asian sneakers..."

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"so get feeling a lil extra brave 'cause after every battle you end up losing bitching
saying you didn't use a minute to try well neither did i so whats your excuse for this shit?"

...shit is seriousssssssss fam. Ain't no fuckin wit that. I'ma give Typeo an 8 outta 10 for the effort cuz his shit was pretty good. But it just hurt him the fact that there wasn't enough personal shit written in there. Drunken...I gotta give 'em a 9 & 1/2 outta 10. He knocked him harder than a fight between Holyfield against Pee Wee Herman.

Good job to both of you niggaz.
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Post by Viral »

Kurse wrote:Dayum...Gotta give it to the Drunken Savior...

Jesus never seems to amaze me whenever he battles. He picks niggaz apart like a soft pot-roast! No lie. Like I read Typeo's shit and I was like, "dayum...that's sum serious shit." But then I read DJ's shit and I was like dayum....it dont hold up to this. I mean dayum...here's 2 prime example of why this shit hurt so much...

"a pale raging geek with the elongated facial features of an ancient creature
i never made a week verse so this threads getting sewn up faster than asian sneakers..."

&

"so get feeling a lil extra brave 'cause after every battle you end up losing bitching
saying you didn't use a minute to try well neither did i so whats your excuse for this shit?"


...shit is seriousssssssss fam. Ain't no fuckin wit that. I'ma give Typeo an 8 outta 10 for the effort cuz his shit was pretty good. But it just hurt him the fact that there wasn't enough personal shit written in there. Drunken...I gotta give 'em a 9 & 1/2 outta 10. He knocked him harder than a fight between Holyfield against Pee Wee Herman.

Good job to both of you niggaz.

them two lines were RAW as hell!..lol...im def givin dis one to jesus....he straight up tore typeo apart...wen it came to punches n jst unique lines n shit...good job to both of u...maybe next time tho typeo....
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Post by Typeo »

hmm...I've never bitched after losing, but thats a decent verse DJ. But too bad I ain't ugly.

3-0 ko? Close thread?
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Post by 16 Micz »

yup

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