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One of my Favs.

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Call me Sunshine all you want, I spit fire balls that could incircle Worlds
Lookin' like you stuff your shirt so guys think that pretty face is a Girls
I take my time, I bide my rhyme, and you still couldn't write up a good line
I gave you a sign, go ahead and post and then feed off of mine
So I hope you took it to yourself to give yourself a fighting chance
I got you stone cold, as if austin city limits has imploded, at first glance
You can call me old school, like Greek Mythology the way I'm so godly
You can call me maleficent, but thats cause I came to cause harm mental and bodly
Before you even try it I leave you in Self Mute-L-Ation, pinning your mouth closed
Grade A Porn star, you get more cum on you than Scary Movie 2's chick who got Hosed
Plastered to the wall like all your Usher posters that have bulls eyes for when you jerk off
I could let you write up a battle, practice, and still Merk you with just a Cough
Go on and radio in a 187, I do more dirty deeds than cops killing cops
Biggest asshole on this forum, thats personality, yours is like where the White Rabbit Hops
Big enough for a Jack-A-Lope, but you just Alope with the groom after you knock him out
Still trying to find a Tommy Lee dick after you saw the movie and the TV you tried to Mount
Shit your worse than Count, Atleast hes just joking when he writes about Penis' in Bums
Using Jizz as Tums, seems kinda wack, but more-so when you cuff yourself to get some
I guess I should of laid out some pre-requsits, I'm not here to make Butt Buddies
I more like Bossum Buddies, but I guess thats why you stuff your chest, shouldn't cut your Studies
Look into me, find out about me, do your work and try to come after me
To even think you have a chance, this is like Bruce Lee vs a Monkey, a killing spree
I tried to find you, but everybody just seems to know Jceaz as California Rasin
liking them sriveled up old men, giving T-Bag a whole new perspective of Facin'
Digging yourself a way to China from all your Pacing, Waiting, till you see the Goat
Then you Grab on harder than the Gym Teacher from Porkys, and thats all folks
Make this shit Black and White because theres too much Blood Splatter
Or turn this into cartoon, that way I can continue with the Tattered Matter

(wait wait...let me switch it up)

Split Domes and Wither Homes like its Hurricane Season
Just gimmie a Reason, I'm a Heathon, and well Hes-Done
Well Cooked, or Rotiserary, it depends on how close you are Sun
I'm barbaric, like the Hun, you're just a Hun, lookin' for a Stiff gun
Saying you're the Po-Po, more like a Fireman, you just a Pole-Ho
Trying to get in a Donkey Show, so you signed up for Polo
looking for that Sticky Center surrounded by Sweet, like a Rolo
Its simple, I say I'm as good as I am, and you follow, saying Oh-No
But there is No Rebuttle to Follow, worse than a Troll getting the Toll-Yo
so gimmie my cash, money, and take off that womans Underware
Swinging wildly you'll punch, but you don't see me, so you Wonder-Where
I went, and I just let you turn and trip, slip on your own Shit you Drop
Cause you don't even notice it, so damn loose it just falls out - Plop
I'm abundent like a Crop, you're worse than Ja-Rule losing to 50 Cents Flop

(wait wait...yes yes, again!)

Demented, I leave you in peices
Resented, like Old Navy Fleeces
And Commercials alike, you're a hype
syke, not even close to my age of Riech
Its like Hitler to a Kyke
or a Bass to a Northern Pike
just a Large Mouth in a small pond
I'm the Ocean itself, since Time Dawned
One word I leave you slack jawed
One word, and you've already flawed
Only thing you're abundent in goes Ba-Gawk
Making all the transvestites Flock
When all you seem to take hold of is Cock
Like Planes In-Air Refueling, you like to Dock
Didn't you know? Thats not where you put a Sock
You're useless, like the bench of the Atlanta Hawks

(wait wait....)

I've done corroded away at all the aspects you could say, left dismay
Shoulda gone first, guess I'll just count off how long it takes in weeks not days.

umm umm...I responded to something at sometime, I'm not gonna dig around.
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LINK PLEASE
i'll smack yuh with rage i force multis outta my ass to the page
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Post by Typeo »

I've fucking responded to a shitload, and I'm not gonna fucking dig around, kiss my ass. You got your 'modship' and now are just going to kiss my ass.
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