A Very High, Very Stupid Idea

[ChaseTheDream]

I have no idea why I did this. I'm high and decided to put as many references to 60s TV shows as I could into 16 lines. Not all of them are on point, or even stick to the reference pattern, but I tried to make it work. If you don't get the reference, it's probably just an old TV you've never heard of. This was probably a bad idea, and it probably blows some hard dick, but fuck it. I can say however that I am 99% sure that this topic is original, if that's worth anything. Anyway, index is at the bottom. Hope you guys are well.

Blunts and blessings,

Chase



where's the beef Beaver?(1) Deli runnin stuntin man
Happy Dazed on the reefer, call it Richie Cunningham (2)
9-0-2-1-0(3) no drama, style is cleverly ill
Grab the Clampetts and mama, head for the Beverly Hills (4)
Matlock with glock,(5) swag shinin it's chrome
Busting in like Flintstone,(6) yelling "Lucy I'm Home"(7)
Occasional Wife (8) bringing me griddles and jelly toast
The Days of My Life(9), slinging with Pistols and Petty-coats(10)
Scooby smellin my L and grabs the Machine to chase me (11)
Hadji to the Quest, key,(12) Call me Mr. Spacely (13)
Doin work like Kirk, Captain, and I'm strong to the finish(14)
Sailor shirt merc, cappin, while I'm smokin my spinach (15)
I'm McCarthy get you strung up for high trea-son (16)
I'm that Cygnus planet (17) shining with My Three Suns (18)
Keep it 100, like Hawaii plus an extra 5-0 (19)
Hogan's Hero (20), I'm tryna crush get the respect that I'm owed.


Index/Cheat Sheet/Guide For People Who Aren't as High as I am or Don't Watch as Much Old People TV as I do:

1. (Andy Griffith and Leave it to Beaver)
2. (Happy Days)
3. (Beverly Hills 90210)
4. (Beverly Hillbillies)
5. (Matlock)
6. (The Flintstones)
7. (I Love Lucy)
8. (Days of Our Lives)
9. (Occasional Wife)
10. (Pistols and Petty-Coats)
11. (Scooby Doo)
12. (Johnny Quest)
13. (Jetsons)
14. (Star Trek)
15. (Popeye)
16. (McCarthyism, 'Red Scare' out of place I know, but it kind of works)
17. (Planet in the Cygnus galaxy that has 3 suns)
18. (My Three Sons)
19. (Hawaii 5-0)
20. (Hogan's Heroes)

[K KiLLaH]

lol shit was dope n entertaing i like it

[ChaseTheDream]

Thanks man, appreciate the feed

[Kau the Lion]

I love reading original stuff like this. Digging the flow. I can honestly say I got almost all of the references, too. Though, Beverly Hills 90210 was from the '90s. Good shit. Look forward to reading more stuff like this.