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Sir Kevin O Shea
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Wine Tasting and Cheese

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Im just a man...
I do as I please...
Pinky finger in the air...
Wine tasting and cheese...(4X)


Sophisticated breads and fancy cheese to complement the flavor
of the slash or two of grapes brought to me by the waiter
along with the horderves nibbled gently with a flamboyant flare
I then procede to put on my silk robe and saunter to the balcony
smelling like oatmeal and flowers that the florist had to sprout for me
my guests all seem pleased with my glitter sleeves wrapped in tassles
but I got my cheers and song and dashed away to avoid the hassles
I need a moment to myself to quietly put up my pinky finger and as I please
without disturbance from people while wine tasting with cheese

Im just a man...
I do as I please...
Pinky finger in the air...
Wine tasting and cheese...(4X)

I speak with eloquent vernacular so spectacular and victorian diction
my presence is a peasants addiction, but how I lessen the friction
of those who require the my visits are parties such as these
I also get the chance to wear velvet coats and the ruffled shirts
along with my leather pouch that some wench mistook for a purse
I told the rapscallion to behave while enjoying my delights of pleasure
she went home to her table to pen down a QB inspired love letter

Im just a man...
I do as I please...
Pinky finger in the air...
Wine tasting and cheese...(4X)




Elitists, we're so elite. Gentlement of class and elegance. Shout outs to Calico, out there buying fabrics and feeling them with his pinky fingers pointing out, shouts out Enlightend, pinky fingers pointing out when he's writing. :snooty:
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3rd String QB wrote:Shout outs to Calio, out there buying fabrics and feeling them with his pinky fingers pointing out, shouts out Enlightend, pinky fingers pointing out when he's writing. :snooty:

hahahaha. maaan. this was pretty funny. i really liked the hook. its gonna stick with me all fuckin day. wine tasting and cheese. haha. funny stuff
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Simply amazing.

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was iight
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LoL Wine Tasting and Cheese.
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I pictured Hugh Heffner prancing around his robe! This was a pretty fun read. Thanks for sharing!

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Re: Wine Tasting and Cheese

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Lmao... good looks on the shout out.. good drop very funny stuff...
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