IllestLyrics presents...
The Chronic-Calls Volume #4
It's been awhile, so let's give all these fuckers an update.
Now, let's move on...
I don't know about you all, but the Illest Lyrics Text Tourney of 2011 should showcase the Illest of Ill... I mean, honestly, let's find out how bad some of these dudes REALLY SUCK. You all know what I'm talking about... All these guys acting like they fucking know what battling is about. All those guys that are going to bitch and complain like pussies when they get wrecked on by Illest's Elite. In my opinion, you could take the best seven of this site and demolish any text team from another site at any given time... Now's the time to step up so we can possibly move in the direciton of that.
Matchups? Well, they go a little something like this....
Scott James versus Demo+
Grim versus Menace versus 32neilz
Leeroi Green versus Mic S
Dynamiq versus Mag
Kau the Lion versus M33kish
Evolution versus Splash King
Pest versus Orfadox
Tha God versus Eckstacy
Rellik versus Joe Saint
I'm obviously a judge for the tourney, and I'm not going to hear anyone say biased this shit or that shit, but I do want to know who all of YOU think are going to win in these match-ups. Who do YOU think will make it to the second round of the tournament? Everyone's too nice on this forum. "I wanna make a friend". Stfu and tell someone they have no fucking SHOT IN HELL against someone if you really think they dont. Have an opinion. Thanks.
Next on the agenda...
Pandas Express:
A sit down with Tretru and Loon e Lou:
What are your thoughts on your upcoming battle for the Audio Belt?
Tre Tru: "Some people may think my demeanor is brash, but tbh..i think the loon's a great artist, he's got nice flo and deliv's decent so. it'll be a good listen either way. he's gotten better since the first few battles he had so i cant wait to get goin..."
Loone E lou: "well to be honest, im pretty excited man. i had a pretty damn good opponent the first round with M33k. i feel ive come a long way from the first battle i ever had here. To face a high calibur artist like Tre, feels pretty good."
enough with the ball sack rubbing, maybe afterwards you guys can duet a love track, but as for the belt, Do you think you have what it takes to whoop your opponent..?
Loon E Lou: "haha. im not gonna go out and say im better than tre. but i will say i hope he doesnt take me lightly... i have alot to prove still, and with tre not having ANY audio losses, im really not tryna be another notch on his belt. haha"
Tre Tru: "well i wouldnt jump in da Tourney cuz i thought I'd lose.."
Any insight on your previous tournament battle?
Tre Tru: "wow Dos is a sick audio cat imo..i think that dude is a good lyricist too.dos has battled like over 300 times in text..i thought his track was nice.literally, like too nice..in audio the punches should be hard hittin..it helps you bring harder delivery on the punchline..i think that was the difference and what lost it for him..Oh yeah and if you peep this Dos hit me up when u ready with that colab homey..1"
Loon E Lou: "all i gotta say about this mother fucker, DO NOT take him lightly. haha. real talk man, dude is someone that jus needs a couple more tweaks, and he's good. like really good. he's come a fuckin long way from his first little you tube video where he's fucking everyone who watches haha."
Enough with that dick riding competition, what happened to the good ole days where artists had confidence, and pride... Oh well. You guys better be ready for this Goliath match... (or gay porno, not sure yet), taking place in the audio battle grounds... Stop by text heads, drop soome votes and shit... http://www.illestlyrics.com/board/audio ... ounds.html ... OR FUCKING DIE
p.s.
Isn't it time Kurse comes down a couple notches?
Where you at all mighty HKX? http://www.illestlyrics.com/board/audio ... 22403.html
This is where you should be with the name KURSE in the subject... just saying... http://www.illestlyrics.com/board/callout-opponent.html
If the balls aren't big enough, here is a little test for you:
AND READ THIS INTERVIEW FEATURING MIC S!!!!
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