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Ted Bundey
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Mic S vs Ted

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5 bars
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Due 36 hours after check

This is my check

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Re: Mic S vs Ted

Post by Mic S »

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-- Sun May 29, 2011 10:49 pm --

splash already smashed through ya ass, diarehaa crap
K.O. even by joe, what made you think to come back???

One Win Six Losses, you get hit often, ill's punching bag
you suck so bad i dont wanna throw a punch, "So here, catch!"

I put buns on the beef, he literally puts buns to the meat
wearing the rainbow on his sleeve, the way my flows are raining on T!

I poke holes in my teddy bears, i find it incredibly funny
Dude's fake, want proof? theres already a killer ted bundey

You could come huffing and puffing but this brickhouse aint budging
Ted couldn't catch flow if he had a headstart runnin*




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Re: Mic S vs Ted

Post by Ted Bundey »

You couldnt even cause Mayhem if you tryed/
Cause your like Splash when you get water in your eye you cry/
Your record shows how much of an MC you are/(1/2)
The chances of you winning are very slim and far/
I aint talking Fort Minor when i say Mic is Petrified/
Next time you come at me i aint gonna let you slide/
You see even if you subtracted 3 and 2 you would have never one/
Even if you passed collage you could never have a Clever Son/
You could be Phil Collins and you would never have a day in Paradise/
Cause the last girl you fucked, well lets just say her dick hair had lice

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Re: Mic S vs Ted

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splash already smashed through ya ass, diarehaa crap
K.O. even by joe, what made you think to come back???
(Very Personal obviously,not a bad flow or punch either)


One Win Six Losses, you get hit often, ill's punching bag
you suck so bad i dont wanna throw a punch, "So here, catch!"
(ok personal,ok flow,ok punch)

I put buns on the beef, he literally puts buns to the meat
wearing the rainbow on his sleeve, the way my flows are raining on T!
(nice punch,ok flow)

I poke holes in my teddy bears, i find it incredibly funny
Dude's fake, want proof? theres already a killer ted bundey
(nameflip,not my favorite punch doesnt exactly proove hes fake)

You could come huffing and puffing but this brickhouse aint budging
Ted couldn't catch flow if he had a headstart runnin*
(not bad,ok flow,ok ender)

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You couldnt even cause Mayhem if you tryed/
Cause your like Splash when you get water in your eye you cry/
(okish punch too obvious and yeah i get water in my eye when i cry
WTF?!? is your point lol you need more solid of a punch ted)

Your record shows how much of an MC you are/(1/2)
The chances of you winning are very slim and far/
(ok ok flow,ok punch,)

I aint talking Fort Minor when i say Mic is Petrified/
Next time you come at me i aint gonna let you slide/
(there was a multi,this was ight)

You see even if you subtracted 3 and 2 you would have never one/
Even if you passed collage you could never have a Clever Son/
(good multi,weak punch)

You could be Phil Collins and you would never have a day in Paradise/
Cause the last girl you fucked, well lets just say her dick hair had lice
(lol at phil collins song reference,nice multi,this was a good bar)

MVGT: Mic S for overall battle consistency,the personals and punches seemed more solid,definitley wasnt feeling ted's first and third bars really fucked him up,but not a bad battle all both emcees had sum nice bars,
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Re: Mic S vs Ted

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wow ...dude..wtf ..
im not even gonna break this down to much but Mic S took it...

Ted...wrf this was really low grade ...there arent any punches.and these disses are not even past sixth grade level concepts..the last bar "dick hair had lice"?
no offense..you can rhyme and some of it was funny..just not considered very witty..try wording it to where your punches are directed at him..it may take some time for you..but if your really tryin to elevate..thats the way to go...

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Re: Mic S vs Ted

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Re: Mic S vs Ted

Post by Kuhlerblynd »

This is going to Mic S. He threw personals in the mix, came with some pretty dope punchlines, had some wordplay. His flow was on point. Over-all, he just took Bundey down in every catagory.

TB, you should be reading you opponents verses and learning how to improve from that. What are they doing that you aren't? Shit like that.

Vote goes to Mic S.

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