ILL vs ART (ART: L.Green, Omnie, Joe Saint wins KO)

[Joe Saint]

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[pest]

Cheque

[Omnie]

Cashed!!!

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[32neilz]

Chizeck!!!!

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[leeroi green]

Check mate

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[M33Kish]

(why doesn't anybody just say "check" anymore?)

Chuck.

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Pest's verse

These cats is poopie dude, newbie crew off to a rough start-
Watch me Shove my dick in Mona Lisa's Face to say Fuck ART-

Fuck Tards, I Hate Shit RAW, time to cook These Herbs like chefs do-
'Saint' you Could Be 'Sneezing up a storm', But people still wouldnt 'Bless You'-

Watch Omnie Get On Knee's proper While MEEK is blowin his WAD
If you didnt have a faggot in your crew thered be no one on your squad-

You Three Boys Are some Weak Toys, Congratulation Leeroi-
Thought you came witta fresh Crew but Turns out its a DECOY-

32's verse

I.L.L gonna tear you 3 APART and rip and eat your HEART//
smashed so bad your faces could fetch a mill, just like "Picasso" A.R.T//

Senses are HIGHTENED, I don't know why your FIGHTING//
"moneys" probably in the academy teaching the lost A.R.T of BITING//

I.L.L the best, by now you should know the SCORE//
we fire lyrical DARTS-WE-RAW, been sent to teach you fuckers about the "ART-OF-WAR//

We "omnie"-present and rippin "green"(weed) to PIECES//
so on your knees and pray like Christian "saints" do to JESUS//

M33ks Verse

its about to get incredibly messy as i make art and shoot you all steadily symmetrically/
ill make green lose all legibility, omnies gonna lose sensability, and joe's gonna be joe, he never had credibility/

we murder all them with a pad and a pen, we'll do art 'craftily', sneak from the side and stab them rapidly/
behind these bars illest's flows like god, we make security and faculty, even joe thinks leerois cocky ass is spittin blasphemy/

autistic rappers and simplistic concepts writtin with such intensity, its really faggots tryna be cool you see,/
beating buns with no indignity and omnie shoving his dick in green's ass is what they call a showcase of artistic integrity/

what are you, crazy green? yalls punches are soft as silly string, they barely sting like bumble bees/
and joe already jumped ship, he left ya team, yall were at a dis-advantage from go, whose next? ill be the breeze/

[Omnie]

Joe Saint

Pest you Ready for round 2 cause that 1-2 punch was a warm up for the main event/
i fucked CC, what she didnt tell you that shes pregnant, but it wasnt yours i did every thing i could i just couldnt prevent it/

As for this Flamboyant man 32 imma smoke him like a Big L, then fuck his little girl/
she couldnt get another man if she licked every guys dick hair and curl/

yo 33 ill give you 32 seconds to run home to your mother and cry/
saying your crew is ILL well then you should just stop that lie/

your entire crew should kneel before me like i put 32 shots into 33 of your members/
i may have not been here as long as your crew but my ryhmes so true RDX,Em and Sticky will remember/

Leeroi Green

this is ART-illery flew shots to kill sickness down to the molicule turn your bodies to fossil fuels/
they're ILL logical collosal fools i spray and raid pest the brit'll get socked in his monicle/

these kids couldnt be ILL collectively if murked sponsored em cynical clowns acting/
you in the reticle now faggotts watch me kill the ill like medical malpractice/

disinfectant style pests a child i ko'd threethree and three two's mom is a pedifile/
32neilz - Tue May 10, 2011 10:28 am
"My mum had a kid with my best freind wen we were 16" haha you said it nyles/

word to 32 and thats Erving ILL aint killing shit/
they swear i aint son 'em and my gun pop so how is ILL legitimate/

Omnie

Adding-dashes-to-ya-words,-3,-dont-make-them-multies, fool please...we're better than you faggots
First bar and you're already 'screwed' like 'power drills' cuz you're about as 'I.L.L.' as 'medicine cabinets'

...and m33k's got no skills, weak and not I.L.L., try and better ya writtens
'Pussy', I'm shredding ya misses, cuz you're as useless to I.L.L. and ya woman as feathers to chickens

An 'alcoholic', still I'm cruising through ya crew though/'crudo'*, taking 'shots to the head' now watch their head go soft
...cuz when the lead go pop, you'll start oozing from ya 'noodle'...now that's what I call 'pesto sauce'
*crudo(spanish) = hungover(english)

You pussies can't best O's bars,...flow's giving ya chills like bad news, I.L.L.?, that's not you
we laughing like, "hardy har!" cuz you couldn't 'body A.R.T.' if you were filled with 'tattooes'

[Kuhlerblynd]

Aight, breaking this down...

-I.L.L.-
Pest's verse

These cats is poopie dude, newbie crew off to a rough start-
Watch me Shove my dick in Mona Lisa's Face to say Fuck ART-

The punchline was solid.

Fuck Tards, I Hate Shit RAW, time to cook These Herbs like chefs do-
'Saint' you Could Be 'Sneezing up a storm', But people still wouldnt 'Bless You'-

The punchline is apparent, I thought it could be worked to be a little harder, but nicely done.

Watch Omnie Get On Knee's proper While MEEK is blowin his WAD
If you didnt have a faggot in your crew thered be no one on your squad-

The punchline here did have me laughing, though its not too hard hitting or original of a concept.

You Three Boys Are some Weak Toys, Congratulation Leeroi-
Thought you came witta fresh Crew but Turns out its a DECOY-

Nah, didnt really work out the way I think you intended it to.

32's verse

I.L.L gonna tear you 3 APART and rip and eat your HEART//
smashed so bad your faces could fetch a mill, just like "Picasso" A.R.T//

This doesn't really hit at all in my opinion.

Senses are HIGHTENED, I don't know why your FIGHTING//
"moneys" probably in the academy teaching the lost A.R.T of BITING//

This is a personal, but could have been worded better.

I.L.L the best, by now you should know the SCORE//
we fire lyrical DARTS-WE-RAW, been sent to teach you fuckers about the "ART-OF-WAR//

Darts we raw? Sounds hella forced, and its not a multi... Could've worded the punchline better.

We "omnie"-present and rippin "green"(weed) to PIECES//
so on your knees and pray like Christian "saints" do to JESUS//

I see the wordplay by USING their names, but its not built into a punch at all.

M33ks Verse

its about to get incredibly messy as i make art and shoot you all steadily symmetrically/
ill make green lose all legibility, omnies gonna lose sensability, and joe's gonna be joe, he never had credibility/

Eh, doesn't work for me.

we murder all them with a pad and a pen, we'll do art 'craftily', sneak from the side and stab them rapidly/
behind these bars illest's flows like god, we make security and faculty, even joe thinks leerois cocky ass is spittin blasphemy/

Huh?

autistic rappers and simplistic concepts writtin with such intensity, its really faggots tryna be cool you see,/
beating buns with no indignity and omnie shoving his dick in green's ass is what they call a showcase of artistic integrity/

Is that what they call it?

what are you, crazy green? yalls punches are soft as silly string, they barely sting like bumble bees/
and joe already jumped ship, he left ya team, yall were at a dis-advantage from go, whose next? ill be the breeze/

You'll be the breeze?



-A.R.T.-
Joe Saint

Pest you Ready for round 2 cause that 1-2 punch was a warm up for the main event/
i fucked CC, what she didnt tell you that shes pregnant, but it wasnt yours i did every thing i could i just couldnt prevent it/

So now you're taking shots at his girl I'm guessing? That takes away from your verse, cuz you should be directing your punches at HIM, also, claiming she's pregnant is NOT original at all man.

As for this Flamboyant man 32 imma smoke him like a Big L, then fuck his little girl/
she couldnt get another man if she licked every guys dick hair and curl/

Wtf? Dick hair and curl? What kind of forced multi is that?!? And your fucking his little girl?!? SMH.

yo 33 ill give you 32 seconds to run home to your mother and cry/
saying your crew is ILL well then you should just stop that lie/

You're right, you better just stop it... Lol. This is weak.

your entire crew should kneel before me like i put 32 shots into 33 of your members/
i may have not been here as long as your crew but my ryhmes so true RDX,Em and Sticky will remember/

I'm glad they 'would' remember, in YOUR words, but what does that have to do with the GUYS YOU ARE BATTLING?

Leeroi Green

this is ART-illery flew shots to kill sickness down to the molicule turn your bodies to fossil fuels/
they're ILL logical collosal fools i spray and raid pest the brit'll get socked in his monicle/

I dont think Pest is a Brit... And while the mutli's worked out aight, there's not a real punchline here.

these kids couldnt be ILL collectively if murked sponsored em cynical clowns acting/
you in the reticle now faggotts watch me kill the ill like medical malpractice/

I liked the concept of this, but it needs to be re-worded to hit harder in my opinion.

disinfectant style pests a child i ko'd threethree and three two's mom is a pedifile/
32neilz - Tue May 10, 2011 10:28 am
"My mum had a kid with my best freind wen we were 16" haha you said it nyles/

This is a funny personal, the beginning threw me off the way you worded the numbers.

word to 32 and thats Erving ILL aint killing shit/
they swear i aint son 'em and my gun pop so how is ILL legitimate/

The wording of this needs work but the concept is there.

Omnie

Adding-dashes-to-ya-words,-3,-dont-make-them-multies, fool please...we're better than you faggots
First bar and you're already 'screwed' like 'power drills' cuz you're about as 'I.L.L.' as 'medicine cabinets'

Lol, this was very nicely done Om.

...and m33k's got no skills, weak and not I.L.L., try and better ya writtens
'Pussy', I'm shredding ya misses, cuz you're as useless to I.L.L. and ya woman as feathers to chickens

The concept is there, but it doesnt really hit that hard in my opinion.

An 'alcoholic', still I'm cruising through ya crew though/'crudo'*, taking 'shots to the head' now watch their head go soft
...cuz when the lead go pop, you'll start oozing from ya 'noodle'...now that's what I call 'pesto sauce'
*crudo(spanish) = hungover(english)

Nicely done, and I like how you worked the wordplay in there.

You pussies can't best O's bars,...flow's giving ya chills like bad news, I.L.L.?, that's not you
we laughing like, "hardy har!" cuz you couldn't 'body A.R.T.' if you were filled with 'tattooes'

Once again, nicely done. You are getting better everytime.


My over-all thought is this, Pest came nice, L.G. had some good concepts and a good bar in there, and Omnie had the hardest verse of the bunch. That being said, my vote would have to go to A.R.T. for having better bars in this over-all.


Vote - A.R.T.

[Ambiguous Realm]

too close to call so im breaking this whole thing down

Pest's verse

These cats is poopie dude, newbie crew off to a rough start-
Watch me Shove my dick in Mona Lisa's Face to say Fuck ART-

4/10 decent punch, first line seemed filler but flowed well

Fuck Tards, I Hate Shit RAW, time to cook These Herbs like chefs do-
'Saint' you Could Be 'Sneezing up a storm', But people still wouldnt 'Bless You'-

3/10 relevant punch, it was alright

Watch Omnie Get On Knee's proper While MEEK is blowin his WAD
If you didnt have a faggot in your crew thered be no one on your squad-

3/10 first line was homo, second line was funny

You Three Boys Are some Weak Toys, Congratulation Leeroi-
Thought you came witta fresh Crew but Turns out its a DECOY-

2/10 eh..not feelin this, especially for a closer

32's verse

I.L.L gonna tear you 3 APART and rip and eat your HEART//
smashed so bad your faces could fetch a mill, just like "Picasso" A.R.T//

1/10 yea i didn't like this for an opener at all

Senses are HIGHTENED, I don't know why your FIGHTING//
"moneys" probably in the academy teaching the lost A.R.T of BITING//

3/10 decent personal

I.L.L the best, by now you should know the SCORE//
we fire lyrical DARTS-WE-RAW, been sent to teach you fuckers about the "ART-OF-WAR//

1/10 raw doesn't rhyme with war..not to me but maybe in your english accent, either way i didn't like this bar

We "omnie"-present and rippin "green"(weed) to PIECES//
so on your knees and pray like Christian "saints" do to JESUS//

4/10 the most effective bar u had

M33ks Verse

its about to get incredibly messy as i make art and shoot you all steadily symmetrically/
ill make green lose all legibility, omnies gonna lose sensability, and joe's gonna be joe, he never had credibility/

2/10 too much bility rhyming with bility in the second line, but it was alright

we murder all them with a pad and a pen, we'll do art 'craftily', sneak from the side and stab them rapidly/
behind these bars illest's flows like god, we make security and faculty, even joe thinks leerois cocky ass is spittin blasphemy/

1/10 not feelin this at all, second line was ok at best but way too stretched for me

autistic rappers and simplistic concepts writtin with such intensity, its really faggots tryna be cool you see,/
beating buns with no indignity and omnie shoving his dick in green's ass is what they call a showcase of artistic integrity/

1/10 gay punch, not feelin it, vocab was still here once again, don't rely on that

what are you, crazy green? yalls punches are soft as silly string, they barely sting like bumble bees/
and joe already jumped ship, he left ya team, yall were at a dis-advantage from go, whose next? ill be the breeze/

2/10 personal..but the punch for an outro was weak




Joe Saint

Pest you Ready for round 2 cause that 1-2 punch was a warm up for the main event/
i fucked CC, what she didnt tell you that shes pregnant, but it wasnt yours i did every thing i could i just couldnt prevent it/

[color=#F4000BF]0/10 didn't like the rhyming, flow was horrible and stretched[/color]

As for this Flamboyant man 32 imma smoke him like a Big L, then fuck his little girl/
she couldnt get another man if she licked every guys dick hair and curl/

0/10 wth.. unless these are personals.. gotta say no...

yo 33 ill give you 32 seconds to run home to your mother and cry/
saying your crew is ILL well then you should just stop that lie/

0/10 wtf...seriously... just sounds like talking with these stretched bars

your entire crew should kneel before me like i put 32 shots into 33 of your members/
i may have not been here as long as your crew but my ryhmes so true RDX,Em and Sticky will remember/

0/10.. no offense joe but it was almost pointless to even have written this verse

Leeroi Green

this is ART-illery flew shots to kill sickness down to the molicule turn your bodies to fossil fuels/
they're ILL logical collosal fools i spray and raid pest the brit'll get socked in his monicle/

4/10 this was koo, rhymescheme was decent

these kids couldnt be ILL collectively if murked sponsored em cynical clowns acting/
you in the reticle now faggotts watch me kill the ill like medical malpractice/

3/10 was a decent punch

disinfectant style pests a child i ko'd threethree and three two's mom is a pedifile/
32neilz - Tue May 10, 2011 10:28 am
"My mum had a kid with my best freind wen we were 16" haha you said it nyles/

4/10 lol i remember somethin like that, good personal

word to 32 and thats Erving ILL aint killing shit/
they swear i aint son 'em and my gun pop so how is ILL legitimate/

4/10 thought this was a koo closer

Omnie

Adding-dashes-to-ya-words,-3,-dont-make-them-multies, fool please...we're better than you faggots
First bar and you're already 'screwed' like 'power drills' cuz you're about as 'I.L.L.' as 'medicine cabinets'

4/10 decent personal n punch

...and m33k's got no skills, weak and not I.L.L., try and better ya writtens
'Pussy', I'm shredding ya misses, cuz you're as useless to I.L.L. and ya woman as feathers to chickens

5/10 decent punch, liked the multies here

An 'alcoholic', still I'm cruising through ya crew though/'crudo'*, taking 'shots to the head' now watch their head go soft
...cuz when the lead go pop, you'll start oozing from ya 'noodle'...now that's what I call 'pesto sauce'
*crudo(spanish) = hungover(english)

4/10 decent wordplay, second time i ever seen spanish involved

You pussies can't best O's bars,...flow's giving ya chills like bad news, I.L.L.?, that's not you
we laughing like, "hardy har!" cuz you couldn't 'body A.R.T.' if you were filled with 'tattooes'

6/10 nice closer, self boasting but a good punch

I.L.L.: 27/120
A.R.T.: 34/120

Vote: A.R.T.

this was pretty close but A.R.T. overall had the better bars, even without joe they outdid all 3 of I.L.L. but a tiny bit, excuse my standards, i know the scoring seems awfully low but it's according to my own standards of battling/writing

[HKX]

Can't believe no 1 has voted besides 2 peps on dis battle dis was def worth da read.

Aight 1st off both of da crews did there thing much props on dis battle. Now 2 da hard part...


My fav bars


Pest
Fuck Tards, I Hate Shit RAW, time to cook These Herbs like chefs do-
'Saint' you Could Be 'Sneezing up a storm', But people still wouldnt 'Bless You'-

32
We "omnie"-present and rippin "green"(weed) to PIECES//
so on your knees and pray like Christian "saints" do to JESUS//


M33kish
its about to get incredibly messy as i make art and shoot you all steadily symmetrically/
ill make green lose all legibility, omnies gonna lose sensability, and joe's gonna be joe, he never had credibility


Joe Saint
Pest you Ready for round 2 cause that 1-2 punch was a warm up for the main event/
i fucked CC, what she didnt tell you that shes pregnant, but it wasnt yours i did every thing i could i just couldnt prevent it/


Leeroi
these kids couldnt be ILL collectively if murked sponsored em cynical clowns acting/
you in the reticle now faggotts watch me kill the ill like medical malpractice/


Omnie
An 'alcoholic', still I'm cruising through ya crew though/'crudo'*, taking 'shots to the head' now watch their head go soft
...cuz when the lead go pop, you'll start oozing from ya 'noodle'...now that's what I call 'pesto sauce'

*crudo(spanish) = hungover(english)

Punches- ART
Flow- BOTH
Personals- ART
Multies- BOTH
Enjoyment- ART



Vote- ART
Overall I enjoyed Art's more then Ill's I thought they came harder then Ill did. Da punches 4rm Art were nicer then Ill's. I felt like 4rm Ill's side Pest & 32 could've stepped it up a lil bit more. I enjoyed M33kish's bars I felt like he outshined ya'll a lil. You guys didn't have bad bars I thought they were dope 2 but not as dope as M33kish's, his jus stood out more 2 me. Once again dis was a dope I found myself laughing @ Art's more then Ill's (Joe Saint ur opener was stupid funny). Dis was a sick 1 & I would like 2 see in da future a round 2 if possible. Dope drops 4rm all of u guys keep droppin'.

[Omnie]

Word.

Many thanks to all who voted. We appreciate it...

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[Alvin]

-Thread Closed & Records Updated-

A.R.T KO'd I.L.L