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Joe Saint vs Evolution

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6 bars
Due in 24 hours from last check in

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this is my check
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Check

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no offense.. that's the worst signature i've seen in my life, :snooty:
i'll put this fake demon in light, cause how is battling a SAINT..'even' a fight?, :lol:

its 'odd' at the most, like when u drop half your flows,
joe's a mistake.. that's how u know that even God has some jokes,

seriously, you hold a weak philosophy, all u speak is comedy,
so i have no choice but to laugh at your Greek mythology,

why would you even want to face me, you really think you could tear me apart? :think:
you're dumbass switched crews but in the team battle you were carried by A.R.T.,

you're not one to write n then spit so whats up with that mic in the pic?
i'm randomly typin this shit, cause i'd probably have a better challenge fightin your sig,

like lightning i'm quick, with a moment left, just 'take a hit' and hold your breath,
cause i believe he'll reach a 'higher place' when this kid get's 'stoned' to death,
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Damn i didnt know that you filled your ass with lube/
This verse is gonna get more Likes than Facebook and more views than Youtube/

You see beating Evolution will start a Revolution/
There will be no way to stop it once it starts so try now to figure out the solution/

Watch while this MOD gets played like COD/(call of duty)
Ill tear this bitch a new ass hole then everyone will look at him Odd/

This bitch has been longer then most people and he still hasnt improved/
When i win i will show you bitches ive improved/

If Evo is a vet then he didnt get shot in a  war/ 
But he will be hurt in this battle when i hit him with my car/

You wanted a quick battle but this is just the begining of a longer fight/
Cause im going to smack this white little dyke with mic till he is going to take flight


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Re: Joe Saint vs Evolution

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(Ranking each verse outta 10)

no offense.. that's the worst signature i've seen in my life,
i'll put this fake demon in light, cause how is battling a SAINT..'even' a fight?,
6/10 decent opener

its 'odd' at the most, like when u drop half your flows,
joe's a mistake.. that's how u know that even God has some jokes,
7/10 the average person would'nt ge the first line but I do

seriously, you hold a weak philosophy, all u speak is comedy,
so i have no choice but to laugh at your Greek mythology,
5/10 not hard

why would you even want to face me, you really think you could tear me apart?
you're dumbass switched crews but in the team battle you were carried by A.R.T.,
7/10 nice hit

you're not one to write n then spit so whats up with that mic in the pic?
i'm randomly typin this shit, cause i'd probably have a better challenge fightin your sig,
6/10 doesn't make too much sense

like lightning i'm quick, with a moment left, just 'take a hit' and hold your breath,
cause i believe he'll reach a 'higher place' when this kid get's 'stoned' to death,
7/10 decent finisher

38/60
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Damn i didnt know that you filled your ass with lube/
This verse is gonna get more Likes than Facebook and more views than Youtube/
6/10 coulda came better out the gates

You see beating Evolution will start a Revolution/
There will be no way to stop it once it starts so try now to figure out the solution/
6/10 eh

Watch while this MOD gets played like COD/(call of duty)
Ill tear this bitch a new ass hole then everyone will look at him Odd/
8/10 haha..this was nice

This bitch has been longer then most people and he still hasnt improved/
When i win i will show you bitches ive improved/
5/10 wasn't feelin this

If Evo is a vet then he didnt get shot in a war/
But he will be hurt in this battle when i hit him with my car/
5/10 what?

You wanted a quick battle but this is just the begining of a longer fight/
Cause im going to smack this white little dyke with mic till he is going to take flight
6/10 better than last 2

36/60
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In a close battle I gotta give it to Evo..wasn't that impressive tho on the real...but vote Evo
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Thanks eck for the break down

1-0 Evo

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Re: Joe Saint vs Evolution

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Evo
no offense.. that's the worst signature i've seen in my life,
i'll put this fake demon in light, cause how is battling a SAINT..'even' a fight?,
Lol

its 'odd' at the most, like when u drop half your flows,
joe's a mistake.. that's how u know that even God has some jokes,
funny

seriously, you hold a weak philosophy, all u speak is comedy,
so i have no choice but to laugh at your Greek mythology,
nice flip

why would you even want to face me, you really think you could tear me apart?
you're dumbass switched crews but in the team battle you were carried by A.R.T.,
true very true

you're not one to write n then spit so whats up with that mic in the pic?
i'm randomly typin this shit, cause i'd probably have a better challenge fightin your sig,
lololol

like lightning i'm quick, with a moment left, just 'take a hit' and hold your breath,
cause i believe he'll reach a 'higher place' when this kid get's 'stoned' to death,
ok closer

Joe
Damn i didnt know that you filled your ass with lube/
This verse is gonna get more Likes than Facebook and more views than Youtube/
not a real good punch

You see beating Evolution will start a Revolution/
There will be no way to stop it once it starts so try now to figure out the solution/
again no real punch

Watch while this MOD gets played like COD/(call of duty)
Ill tear this bitch a new ass hole then everyone will look at him Odd/
the punch would be ok if it had a decent setup

This bitch has been longer then most people and he still hasnt improved/
When i win i will show you bitches ive improved/
no punch

If Evo is a vet then he didnt get shot in a war/
But he will be hurt in this battle when i hit him with my car/
try to better your concepts, this was kinda basic

You wanted a quick battle but this is just the begining of a longer fight/
Cause im going to smack this white little dyke with mic till he is going to take flight
i see the multies but they didnt really make sense

MVGT- Evo
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Re: Joe Saint vs Evolution

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this battle was one sided for sure.

joe man, get more creative...
think of something thats stupid and relate it to his style.. word play man... word play.

Flow:Evo
punches:Evo
Multies:Evo
The rest: Evo

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Re: Joe Saint vs Evolution

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Lmao @ eckstasy...

This was in no way a close battle...

Catsweep to Evolution

If you really want a breakdown, I will...and I'll be brutally honest...

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-- Thu May 19, 2011 6:21 pm --

Lol...4-0 k.o.

My bad...
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Omnie if you could break it down that would me out

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It was a k.o. before my vote...

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evo's verse


no offense.. that's the worst signature i've seen in my life,
i'll put this fake demon in light, cause how is battling a SAINT..'even' a fight?,
(true story,this was enjoyable)
its 'odd' at the most, like when u drop half your flows,
joe's a mistake.. that's how u know that even God has some jokes,
(hell yea, this is good)

seriously, you hold a weak philosophy, all u speak is comedy,
so i have no choice but to laugh at your Greek mythology,
(funny, nice punch)


why would you even want to face me, you really think you could tear me apart?
you're dumbass switched crews but in the team battle you were carried by A.R.T.,
(tight multie,strong personal,i laughed lol)


you're not one to write n then spit so whats up with that mic in the pic?
i'm randomly typin this shit, cause i'd probably have a better challenge fightin your sig,
(true story,this is decent,)

like lightning i'm quick, with a moment left, just 'take a hit' and hold your breath,
cause i believe he'll reach a 'higher place' when this kid get's 'stoned' to death,
ok closer
(i thought this was dope)



joe saint

Damn i didnt know that you filled your ass with lube/
This verse is gonna get more Likes than Facebook and more views than Youtube/
(i thought this was ok,not perfect for your situation though)

You see beating Evolution will start a Revolution/
There will be no way to stop it once it starts so try now to figure out the solution/
(ok, these bars really had no effect)

Watch while this MOD gets played like COD/(call of duty)
Ill tear this bitch a new ass hole then everyone will look at him Odd/
(this wasnt that bad,okish punch,)

This bitch has been longer then most people and he still hasnt improved/
When i win i will show you bitches ive improved/
(didnt really like this,worse same word rhyme ever)

If Evo is a vet then he didnt get shot in a war/
But he will be hurt in this battle when i hit him with my car/
(this was ight,one of your better bars in the battle)


You wanted a quick battle but this is just the begining of a longer fight/
Cause im going to smack this white little dyke with mic till he is going to take flight
(meh,this was ok,not the strongest punch)

props to both,
MVGT- Evolution
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Re: Joe Saint vs Evolution

Post by Ambiguous Realm »

good battle, once you've elevated i hope to do this again :character-cookiemonster:

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