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(Test Battle) splishsplash -vs- Joe Saint (Splish wins KO)

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(Test Battle) splishsplash -vs- Joe Saint (Splish wins KO)

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5 bars maximum,due 24hours after check in,
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Re: splishsplash -vs- Joe Saint

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it is done son.
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check this faggot out
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Re: (Test Battle) splishsplash -vs- Joe Saint

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Joe Saint,lets just talk lyrics and not dicks even though you suck more than an aids infested hoe's fate
plus a whole skank,fuckin wit me,now your closer to "DefeAT" than toe paint

i'll leave you looking so cobain,since those shotgun bullets wont go away,
bro you old as rain,blame or thank this for da envious pain on your head more than rogaine


your spirits now close to space,its sad ur accurate around a fag but when doing this,you dont know what to say
i bet a million in cash you got a billion,n dat air to surface missle still will leave you broke for days

splishsplash leave you wit da swag of a weedbag,and yes its time to blaze
lethal may day to you since the only (w)Rappers your listenin to is either a SNiCkER'S or a PAYDAY'S


still thinkin you got da illest ish,but saint you couldnt come close to flows if you was a fish
joesaint-halfwoman,halfmanbitch,so when i see saint im like even gandhi has enormous potential at killing this
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Re: (Test Battle) splishsplash -vs- Joe Saint

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You can not change the rules once someone has checked and agreed to the rules...
changing the bar legnth is NOT ok. 5 bars was agreed on...
Consider this a warning SplishSplash
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Re: (Test Battle) splishsplash -vs- Joe Saint

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your battle against grim wasnt impressive at all/
so this one is gonna just make your self-esteem fall/

why do you want another fight when you cant finish our topical one/
this isnt a battle im just showing you how to rap son/

looks like Splish SPLASH got some whip LASH/
when some dude rode down* him and hit him in the Ass/(Like a slide)

Watch while Percy gets owned like a titan but he doesnt clash**/
he will get his head Smashed against a tree, BASH***/

you aint even worth my time so this is a freestyle/
next time you will think twice and instead run a mile/


for idoits or foreigners

**- perseus is main character in movie Clash of the Titans
***- Percy Jackson and the Olympians Percy gets smashed into a tree
percy is the son of Poseiden God of water and spliahsplah is a water park


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Re: (Test Battle) splishsplash -vs- Joe Saint

Post by Ambiguous Realm »

this was a pretty even match up to me, nothin appealing from either side

punches:splishsplash
personals:joe saint
flow: joe saint (barely)
rhymescheme: splishsplash (barely)
entertainment:..neither

a quick bar to bar breakdown with each bar to 10 points i gave spliash's whole verse a 4/50, and joe's a 2/50...

vote: splishsplash

although joe tried being creative i don't see much relevance to call him percy for any type of punchline except self boasting yourself maybe, and it just sounded like u were doing more talking then actually battling, where splishsplash seemed more offensive, close battle but i'm still a bit disappointed
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Re: (Test Battle) splishsplash -vs- Joe Saint

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Splish you got good potential. Your punches were just weak, flow was off everywhere, some shit just didn't make sense and alot was forced and filler. You got some aight set ups and concepts but you not making the punches.

saint, that was hardly a battle verse, you could've won this easily but you judged your opponent's verse and wrote yours, which is a bad thing to do, always. You wasted your first 2 bars and the 3rd was, weak. 4th just wasn't a good punch and 5th was wasted too.

Splish your verse was weak but you show potential, never recycle bars yo I think and I'm sure I've see you use that defeat line in a another battle.

MVGT: Splishsplash

because he put more effort into his verse, both were extremely weak tho

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Re: (Test Battle) splishsplash -vs- Joe Saint

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Splishsplash gets my vote overall I like ur punches, ur flow 2 me was on point imma give Joe da personal tho he got u on da topical line...if dis is true plz finish it if u could it would be a good 1. Splishsplash I liked urs better scheme was nice my favorite lines

your spirits now close to space,its sad ur accurate around a fag but when doing this,you dont know what to say i bet a million in cash you got a billion,n dat air to surface missle still will leave you broke for days

splishsplash leave you wit da swag of a weedbag,and yes its time to blaze lethal may day to you since the only (w)Rappers your listenin to is either a SNiCkER'S or a PAYDAY'S
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Re: (Test Battle) splishsplash -vs- Joe Saint

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-Thread Closed & Records Updated-

Splishsplash wins KO
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