IllestLyrics Presents
The Illest Chronic-Calls Volume #3
How about the fucking BUST that the crew batlle ended up being?!? http://www.illestlyrics.com/board/colle ... vf229.html Not only did Jack Da Rippa PRACTICALLY no show against Murk McNasty, but he blatently asked for another due date, just to obviously miss that as well. Murk, being the guy that he is, has left the battle open, waiting for a possible showing in this match-up... Meantime, Kau the Lion literally ripped BennyBones to shreads http://www.illestlyrics.com/board/kau-t ... 21603.html and Grim held his own against a very reasonably difficult opponent in Pest. http://www.illestlyrics.com/board/grimm ... 21598.html Orfadox and Novel no showed, while Rellik beat Moneymaker so fucking badly, no one ever cared to VOTE !?! Bwahaha, you gotta be kidding me... http://www.illestlyrics.com/board/relli ... 21599.html
Hey Money... We just think you are
... that's all....Then we had no shows from the audio heads K Panda against Leeroy Jenkins, as well as Omnie versus Illaborate... Which leaves me with the conclusion that... Collectively ILL won this little 'battle' session...
Yeah, I'm putting you out there... YOU, muthafucker!!! When I say that the written forum is being slept on... We all write, dont we? Put some shit up. If it's old as FUCK, put some shit up. Just feed 2 (two) links before you do, and include it in your post. Show us you want some love on your pieces by showing some in return!!!
Im excited to see this new 'little' four man tourney go down, where one person writes the verse, yet the other person spits it... Should be more than interesting...
HEY, Double FL, Lady Sam... Can the guys see you in one of these
sometime soon? I'm just saying... Moe, we need a re-match. The people deserve it. I deserve it. And you need to shake some rust, you old fuck. Leeroi Green, I think it's time I finally shoot a fair one with you as well. Shit, we haven't done it yet, no hate, but let's do it. Make it a pic battle if you want, or we can just go bar for bar. You pick.
No hate when I relate the message, but C.I.'s gonna stand up one time for showing, once again, it helps this site survive, and we push for excellence, and activity, throughout the site!
For letting me take somw time out of your day, let me give a big
, and let the others have their way with this one... K Panda let's get some audio news from you, and Pest, bring it home with the goods as far as BEEF is concerned, on site...The Panda Express-
IN THE MIND OF TRETRU
So Tre, what is the deal with you inquiring about the belt?
"Illest lyrics has helped me up my game by leaps and bounds and as a previous belt holder, I was curious to know who the current champ is... I'd love to get back into it and maybe regain the title IF ya champ is worthy of my time... only thing is we'd need to do it for real..establish a due date with no extensions... just so everyone knows any losses I have are from Text Battles, I am still UNDEFEATED in audio battles..." - TreTru
The time has come, TreTru has shown interest in the Audio Heavyweight Title Belt. 2xS, start gearing up man, it’s the return of Tre… Or don’t, because he might not be that good. Time will tell if balls are big enough. Not putting anyone on the spot… but consider yourselves Dalmatians -> http://www.illestlyrics.com/board/callout-opponent.html
AUDIO/TEXT ROAST
Thanks to our resident Asian Loon E Lou, Static aKa Jigglez, has been chosen to undergo the first roast on Illest as the target. With the first match ups being; Orfadox(text) and 2xS(audio) VS. M33k(text) and Loon E Lou(audio) & Murk(text) and Defiance(audio) VS. Mitty(text) and K Pan(audio). With the site, combining forces, will Static have the sufficient self esteem to hold up after it’s all said and done? Or will everyone no show, suddenly gaining a sense of morals and humanity? My moneys on a get well card, and a "don't feel guilty balloon" for loon.
http://www.illestlyrics.com/board/audio ... 22075.html
http://www.illestlyrics.com/board/every ... 21955.html
And here's Pest, with his input on what's been going on lately...
Whats Good Fam?! Its your boy Pest and you may recognize me from such Things as I.L.L, Pestoe TV, And the porno I made with your mother (Your weren't ment to see that, My Apologies.) Shits Been going down on illest and im here to inform you...
Leeroi And I have been beefing for a second and we decided to solve it with a battle. Loser Leaves ILLEST for two weeks and rocks a custom Signature of winners choice for two weeks after return... Everyone Say Your Farewells To Leeroi For a Little bit. Battle Is Still Up For votes... Hit the Link to get it poppin!!
Leeroi/Pest Battle: http://www.illestlyrics.com/board/leero ... 21957.html
Now There seems to be some tension on Illest Lyrics Between Murk McNasty And Jack. If not there sure the fuck should be. Who The fuck expects to get respect on a no show? No Offense Jack, But thats Faggot shit. Dope Verse Tho MURK forreal... All you readers please Go to the following Link And Riot... Free Post Do whatever... Its a no show, Fukk it put it to use and show murk his shit wasn't in vain...
Jacks No Show: http://www.illestlyrics.com/board/murk- ... 21600.html
Anyways, Im outro. Till Next Time... Suck My Dick...
-Pest
And that's how shit's done around here. For IllestLyrics, and those concerned... We're the FUCK outta this bitch!!!!
..good shyt .was wondering when you would put this right here up.... i like it ...
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