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--== Kung Fu / Murk versus Teddy / Maker ==-- (C.I. Wins KO)

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--== Kung Fu / Murk versus Teddy / Maker ==-- (C.I. Wins KO)

Post by Kuhlerblynd »

4 bars apiece.
Voter decide the vote by TEAM. This is not a four way match up, just IN CASE someone somehow gets confused or someshit.
House rules.
48 hours.


Kung Fu Panda and Murk McNasty face Teddy Bear and MoneyMaker!

Let's get it!!!


This is my cheq.
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Check

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Check and good luck bro

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Post by Kuhlerblynd »

Mate, motherfuckas!!!! Lol. No bullshitting over here!!

KEYED UP!

Yo, Teddy... You wrote something that goes a little something like this...
teddybear wrote: Youre gonna get finshed like a McMuffin/
better be careful i'll put Collectively in a coffin/
If this-is-beef, your shit-is-weak, your own wack ass bars left you crippled,-see? More than physically
Even with that dumbass rap trash *Money*, the rhyme in this shit doesnt make *cents*-to-me!!!

I guess flowing IN_twice where you live's_nice, but round here that shit gets spent quick like Christmas~money
Bro, little girls OWN you, and the only time ""Teddy's hot"" is when it's ""on a bitch~I'm~fucking""!!!

And Money, didn't you write something like this?!?!
MoneyMaker wrote: Yo murk I mean turk/
Imma blow u up like your part of afgan/
Parents must've conceived you while on some shit~or~something, in the kitchen~humping
Your mom gave birth, went to the government, got food stamps, like POOF! This~is~Money!!!

If your father was smart, he'd have kicked~her~tummy til her piss~was~bloody, yes, this shit-is-massive!
Trying to get you to leave Illest, begging you parents to 'take Money back' like the US government with-our-taxes!!!!





[[Quick expos...
-McMuffin and coffin clearly do NOT rhyme, unless you are only rhyming the IN part, which makes no fucking sense as far as putting together a flow goes... He used that bar in a battle against me, that he lost in.
-Litte girls all over the world OWN Teddy Bear's
-A teddy is something like this ;) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teddy_(lingerie)
-Turk and afgan clearly do NOT rhyme, period. Turk rhymes with Murk, but afgan rhymes with NOTHING, which makes no fucking sense as far as putting together a flow goes... He used that in a battle against me, that he lost in.]]
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Just Salt on the Wounds...
TEDDYBEAR NEEDS TO GET OFF PANDAs NUTS BEFORE HE FINDS HIMSELF RE-STUFFED/
I'LL LEAVE HIM BEAT UP, CRUSHED WITH KNEES UP, FLUSHED CUZ DEFEATS TOUGH/

ENOUGH WITH THE DISPLAY OF TALENT, NEEDLESS WHEN MY OPPONENTS DON'T HAVE IT/
15 BATTLES PLUS, AND YOU'D THINK THESE FAGGOTS WOULD AT LEAST BE AVERAGE/

YOU'RE NOT AN EMCEE MONEY, YOU'RE A BROKE FLOW, AN EASY WIN, THE RECORD SHOWS, THE BITCH WITHIN/
YOU DEAD BEAT DUMMIES, STAY IN SCHOOL!! BOTH YOU FOOLS ARE STARTING TO SOUND LIKE JEFF N' JIM/
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I'D DE-cap these bitches with a WEB of rhymes, pandas almost an arachnid/
but MURK already did, so im just here to back KEN, not smack catarct kids/
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Murk stay out of this i didnt want to have to hurt you/
i just wanted Panda not the fggot of collectivelly ill names sue/

i said whoever could be Pandas partner not a Nobody/
get your booze and blunts tryna to be a somebody/

im tired of this 26 year old never be acting like nothing less then a wannabee/
Green wants me to call this Panda ugly but i aint stating a fact that everyone can see/

stop saying your from Mexico we all know yout from Australia, your a fuckin Koala/
i would even pay for this hoe to be a scholar/
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Murk dont compare me to TEDDY its like me comparing you to Freddy/
this is goona be the battle heard round the world like the BURG of GETTY/

my flow is as Nasty as your Bitch when shes on my dick/
this is as painful as a removement of the A-PAN-DICK/

panda go survive in the wild and eat bamboo/
dont go by the monkeys cause they will fling their poo/

stick to audio K text isnt your style/
i finally understand what the K mean KYLE/
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Post by leeroi green »

yo in my opinion this is not a fair fight i think these young men that did thier thing should get a pass on this one
just my opinion

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Post by 32neilz »

Hmm ok, well for me it was a clean sweep by murk and panda, I ain't even gonna break it down.
Money, teddy, I told u this was gonna hurt, it was an unfair battle as leeroy said.
Mvgt: murk and panda

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2-0 MURK AND KUNG FU PANDA
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Post by Ambiguous Realm »

not gonna go through a break down, pretty obvious who won, money and teddy are not as experienced yet, panda was okie dokie. but it was mostly murk vs invisible woman no offense, landslide, 3-0 (someone else update lol)
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Re: --== Kung Fu / Murk versus Teddy / Maker ==--

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-Thread Closed & Records Updated-

Kung Fu Murk wins KO
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