You're all a bunch of cock strangling fagfucks

[Momeijah]

First of all Double.FL AKA 'I hope I don't get a boner and stain the front of my skirt revealing my darkest but not deepest secret' cause we all know ur deepest is ur balls, crammed so far up into ur chuckle that riding a bicycle ever again is just ludicrous. No-one wants to hack your shit, the only thing of yours getting hacked is those genitals.

And Plex don't think I've forgotten about u, me and the Rapeman will be dealing with u in due time because I've had enough of ur fucking shenanigans every fucking time I book u into one of I's hotels I get a call the next day (sometimes not even the next day !) saying u stuck up the coffee stand and fucking drank so much ur piss looked like African water. I am TIRED AS FUCK hearing about you throwing I's goddamn cable boxes at the wall and punching holes in the stereo cause it didn't have a tape player for your fucking Summer 89 Hits cassette. Look man I know ur mom got u fired from Hooters and stole ur job but that doesn't mean u start harassing I's live animals and sneaking into management office with a knife as 'a joke'. Fuck u, FUCK YOU, fucking stoner. Useless pothead fuck.

Speaking of drugs, hobo crackhead Drunken Jesus I swear if u push ur stupid shopping cart into I's Rolls Royce, The great one's great Rolls Royce an extension of I's personality because anything normal would be like a broken shed next to a mansion. Like a timex next to a Rolex, like Drunken Jesus (or anyone else) next to I. Like a FUCKING SHOPPING CART scraping my damn paint. FUCK u, hello my name is Drunken Jesus I am cracked out as fuck I can't even carry a 6 pack down the street so I use a fucking shopping cart. Fuck it being one of the universal signs of homelessness (cause I am homeless as fuck, see that bum over there with the newspaper pants he ain't half as homeless as me, I homeless the shit outta him). ANYWAY u are weak, weak motherfucker can't carry ur fucking booze down the street haha u probably couldn't even carry the plastic bag u would've otherwise took it in (but let's face it it would've broke cause the damn things are weak as fuck LIKE YOU).

FUCK Y'ALL.

[Glamtrash]

You're just mad cuz my lady bits are rettier than yours. One day you'll come to terms with it. Until such time you just have to be aware of the envy. You'll be alright. My word.

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