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Murk McNasty vz Pest (Murk wins TKO)

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Murk McNasty vz Pest (Murk wins TKO)

Post by Kuhlerblynd »

3 bars, house rules, no bullshit/crew votes, no recycling/biting

Let's get it, this is my check...
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Re: Murk McNasty vz Pest

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fukk this shit...
gettin it outta the way...


yo...


Ima 'EAT' This bitch up, grab 'ITALIAN BRED' and ima 'ROAST BEEF'/
Serve Him the 'FOOT-LONG' for 'FIVE DOLLARS', Then turn him a 'VEGGIE' like 'NO MEAT'//

You couldnt 'MURK SHIT' if your 'FLOW' brought a 'FISH TO THE SURFACE'/
Your 'WORTHLESS' at 'KEEPIN SHIT HOT' Like you styles a 'BROKEN THERMOUS'//

I 'SPIT FLAMES' in the 'THIRD DEGREE', This 'HOT' Shit and i 'BURN HIM BADLY'/
Beat me? Usin 'JERGINS' to 'MURDER SPERM' Is how you 'MURK EM NASTY'//

-- Tue Apr 05, 2011 12:50 am --

all im doimg... uppin ur verse.
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Catastropic wrote:i went to ya site on reverbnation, and i heard ya' projects bro, i must say they real damn good...
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Re: Murk McNasty vz Pest

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Aight man, you only did three bars, so Im just going to match yours so we can get this show on the road...

Ayo... You met the Wordplay Messiah duke? Lol...

Why do it seem your chest wants to harbor~some~slugs? Man, just~cause
Pest think he so 'fly' and high creating a 'buzz'?, Im the swatter~of~bugs!!!

Just being honest~,you~suck! Im like pest control, confess-it-bitch
'Claim your Ill and sick', shit I wouldn't take you seriously if you were 'pestilence'!!!
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/pestilence

I'll wreck-your-shit, like 'windshields on highways', 'guts splattered~on~screen'
Murk's so 'fly', Im the type to 'raid' ya nightmares just to shatter-ya-dreams!!!
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Re: Murk McNasty vz Pest (Ready for votes)

Post by Grim »

o.k. both had some good multies so i'll go tie...Murk had more plays on pest's name...both had some real good lines.....both had good flow
Pest:
Ima 'EAT' This bitch up, grab 'ITALIAN BRED' and ima 'ROAST BEEF'/
Serve Him the 'FOOT-LONG' for 'FIVE DOLLARS', Then turn him a 'VEGGIE' like 'NO MEAT'//
MY FAV LINE FROM YOU...good shit
Murk:
Why do it seem your chest wants to harbor~some~slugs? Man, just~cause
Pest think he so 'fly' and high creating a 'buzz'?, Im the swatter~of~bugs!!!
Nice shit murk...

Overall I'd go with MURK....his closer was better for me..
Murk wins
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Re: Murk McNasty vz Pest (Ready for votes)

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that was fire murk...
1-0 him upiin votes.
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Catastropic wrote:i went to ya site on reverbnation, and i heard ya' projects bro, i must say they real damn good...
at ya' age you have a 5star skillz,
and believe you're gonna make in the music biz.
i love ya' sht...most definitely...
keep up the good work bro!
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Ima 'EAT' This bitch up, grab 'ITALIAN BRED' and ima 'ROAST BEEF'/
Serve Him the 'FOOT-LONG' for 'FIVE DOLLARS', Then turn him a 'VEGGIE' like 'NO MEAT'//

the concept was good but the execution was a little bit corny. Okay line though

You couldnt 'MURK SHIT' if your 'FLOW' brought a 'FISH TO THE SURFACE'/
Your 'WORTHLESS' at 'KEEPIN SHIT HOT' Like you styles a 'BROKEN THERMOUS'//

Wasn't really feeling it at all

I 'SPIT FLAMES' in the 'THIRD DEGREE', This 'HOT' Shit and i 'BURN HIM BADLY'/
Beat me? Usin 'JERGINS' to 'MURDER SPERM' Is how you 'MURK EM NASTY'//

Pretty much any sperm line in text battles just makes me turn the other cheek. It's all old







Why do it seem your chest wants to harbor~some~slugs? Man, just~cause
Pest think he so 'fly' and high creating a 'buzz'?, Im the swatter~of~bugs!!!

Another okay concept that couldve been executed better.

Just being honest~,you~suck! Im like pest control, confess-it-bitch
'Claim your Ill and sick', shit I wouldn't take you seriously if you were 'pestilence'!!!

this was okay

I'll wreck-your-shit, like 'windshields on highways', 'guts splattered~on~screen'
Murk's so 'fly', Im the type to 'raid' ya nightmares just to shatter-ya-dreams!!!

last line kinda fell off all together




Overall I think if murk's last bar was as solid as the first 2, he would've had this just based on being more consistent than his opponent, but Pest still had what I thought was the best bar of the battle out of the turn him into a veggie line. This was close but jusssst enough for me to go the other way

Vote - Pest
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Re: Murk McNasty vz Pest (Ready for votes)

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i Been smokin hella weed...
1-1 uppin...
Last edited by pest on Fri Apr 08, 2011 2:25 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Catastropic wrote:i went to ya site on reverbnation, and i heard ya' projects bro, i must say they real damn good...
at ya' age you have a 5star skillz,
and believe you're gonna make in the music biz.
i love ya' sht...most definitely...
keep up the good work bro!
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Re: Murk McNasty vz Pest (Ready for votes)

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I think you mean I have 2 battles....I have 67 posts...now 68
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Re: Murk McNasty vz Pest (Ready for votes)

Post by BennyBones »

flow pest
multies murk
deliverence murk
punch tie

mvgt- murk

close battle.... was hard for me to catch the flow of both but was a good battle good job bros
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Re: Murk McNasty vz Pest (Ready for votes)

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2-1 can we get some votes yall?
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Catastropic wrote:i went to ya site on reverbnation, and i heard ya' projects bro, i must say they real damn good...
at ya' age you have a 5star skillz,
and believe you're gonna make in the music biz.
i love ya' sht...most definitely...
keep up the good work bro!
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Re: Murk McNasty vz Pest (Ready for votes)

Post by Momeijah »

Was quite even. I liked Pest's 1st bar, or I would've if he didn't include the footlong for 5 dollars part. It was like it was thrown in there cause it HAD to be and not cause it benefited the punch. It's like yeah ur talking about Subway we figured that out without mentioning the footlong deal so now it just looks forced. 2nd bar was meh 3rd bar was even more meh nothing stung to me.

Murk if ur 1st bar didn't tie fly and buzz together I'd probably swat u for making a 'fly' wordplay but since his name is Pest and u spiced up the metaphor I'll say that's a good opener. 2nd bar was alright but didn't hit hard to me cause I had to look up the definition. Ok wordplay in the last bar but it would look cooler in a written than a battle, it's just that style of punch.

I'm gonna vote for Murk cause his bars were a little bit better. Their openers were their best bars and Murk's was better. Pretty close one though good shit.
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Re: Murk McNasty vz Pest (Ready for votes)

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iight...
3-1 Murk..
one more for theT.K.O?
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Catastropic wrote:i went to ya site on reverbnation, and i heard ya' projects bro, i must say they real damn good...
at ya' age you have a 5star skillz,
and believe you're gonna make in the music biz.
i love ya' sht...most definitely...
keep up the good work bro!
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Re: Murk McNasty vz Pest (Ready for votes)

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Flow- murk
Wordplay- murk
Nameflips- pest
Punches- tie
Creativity- pest

Mvgt- Murk

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Re: Murk McNasty vz Pest (Ready for votes)

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tko... good shit murk
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Catastropic wrote:i went to ya site on reverbnation, and i heard ya' projects bro, i must say they real damn good...
at ya' age you have a 5star skillz,
and believe you're gonna make in the music biz.
i love ya' sht...most definitely...
keep up the good work bro!
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Re: Murk McNasty vz Pest (Ready for votes)

Post by Kuhlerblynd »

Yeah Pest, nice battle. We should do it again sometime...

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Murk wins TKO.
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