Dumbest quotes

[32neilz]

What's up peeps, thought I'd post this topic about dumb shit you've heard people say, so I'll kick it off.....
I was in mcdonalds for breakfast with a Muslim freind, he asked the guy "do u have any meat for breakfast that isn't pork?"
the guy deadly serious replied, and I quote "only bacon!!!"
so that's the idea of this topic, dumb quotes to brighten our days with a smile.

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[Defiance]

"I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office." --Washington, D.C., May 12, 200


lol fucking bush

[32neilz]

My boy was out with some bitch, eating Chinese, she looked at him and said, "this fork tastes like metal"
lmfao

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