That Hefty Heiffer

[Duke]

Time for the nastiness to start escalating/
Cause I want me a bitch so big she got crenellations/
She murders bacon like Freddy did Jason/
Crush a grape with her thighs and turn the shit to a raisin/

Yeah, you could say another star would be born/
A chick with more stretchmarks than a maternity ward/
You can call me foul but you already been warned/
Her head game slurps like a can of creamed corn/

And ain't no such thing as overreating when I be needing/
A girl who can crush more spare ribs than two Moniques can/
She don't need a reason to bring extinction to a bag of Doritos like they was the Last of the Mohicans/
Her cankles be creaking, my plus sized butter pecan Rican/

She know the procedure, in see-through plus-size Victoria's Secret/
No bitch is her equal, she hits the stage there's no sequel/
Don't let the cottage cheese thighs deceive you/
Cause her cellulite make her soar in my eyes like an eagle/

On the brass pole she bring war like El Salvador/
Skinny bitches hide like cowards by the door/
She even make Mix-A-Lot sing like he was Al B. Sure/
Ass brought me to the dark side like Vader to the Emperor/

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[JiMMyJaM080691991]

a lot of nice similies and metaphors in here

[MonuMental]

I retract my previous statement, on grounds of being quickly incited to anger over your comparison of me to Immortal Technique and an imminent cocaine crash. It was actually an ok piece, dude, but I wouldn't come on your shit making booty ass comparisons so I expect the same respect in return. Stay up and keep posting.

[QwarterZ]

This was funny....I don't know what dude above me so mad about
apparently the title explains it all, either way
it's not your typical style of topic, which makes it funny
the rhymes were on point for the most part, really stood out
and kept the flow moving
can't wait to see what else you bring to the table