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Nep vs Kau (Kau wins KO)

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6bars

this is my check inn

you no the rules an please guys give decent feedback

48hour deadline
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Re: Nep vs Kau (instant classic)

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Shit, I wasn't sure you were coming back. Alrighty then. Check.
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Re: Nep vs Kau (instant classic)

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gl kau

"Cow the lion”..No offence but yo name don’t even make sense I’ll call you the fukin “mut”(Dog)
Can’t lower my standard to yours when your IQ’s lower than a snakes belly in a wagon “rut”

Stupid cunt … Stick to yo daily routine CLOWN!! not raps cause perhaps you think you’ll get "better"
Scared for this fight Pacio "Mayweather" Yo flows so wack it dont even qualify to win dead awards like heath "ledger"
(heath ledger won academy batman:dark knight even tho he was dead)

Tragically I’ll snap every bone yo arm an farm yo marrow “cavity “
Insert my microphone “angioplastically” An spit lavishly until you on bended knee saying “yo majesty”

Yo brokeback moutain style flows sounds like gay bar jokes you got the whole forum “laughing”
My flows smack foes so hard da “Cow”(kau) now qualifies for mentally handicapped “parking”???

An extinct specie believe me when I say this lion got no brain an hunts his own “puke”
If I ruled the government an ever declared war on stupidity, you'd get” nuked”

Battle wit "me"? Fuk it kid Im a perfect breed this aint a game like truth or "dare"
Beware the outcome will "be".. golf club swings to yo head the tee officially first “Lion” in a "wheelchair"

(in golf you tee off with the tee where you put your ball onto)

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Re: Nep vs Kau (instant classic)

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^^^ votes cant be open when he hasn't posted a verse yet homie...
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Re: Nep vs Kau (instant classic)

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There are no current battles for me to vote on. Rest assured I'll vote when they pop up.



Your rap skill’s a vain component to face opponents, plus your musical fate is hopeless.
How you gonna be a star when the only cats taking notice of a King Nep tune are the ancient Romans?*

Nep’s just a Big Pun mimic probably. Dope with a pen? Nope! Panned by critics in all honesty.
A dirt nap will nip him while I ponder his philosophy of battling those who open up and pin him impossibly.**

He’s lame at best and pained with stress cause I aim at Nep and his words get laid to rest.
Now watch me change the writings in his sacred text so I propagate the death of James the Less.***

His safest bet, evade this vet but it’s too late. His weak punches attempted to prove great
but he ain’t recognized like Nep is a new face. So he’d better make peace with what’s left of his true faith.

He needs to pray or start reading scriptures. I’ll have King with his book, bagged, stuff this geek in a locker.
Beat this impostor til he’s seeking a doctor so you know King couldn’t serve me if I was eating a Whopper.

I’m beating him proper, so listen, sonny. This isn’t funny. I won’t rest like missing Sundays.
Til I close in, slit his belly, spill his tummy. He got no guts, so it’s a wrap for king, like Egyptian mummies.




*King Neptune was the Roman god of the sea.
**AEIOU
***His sig:
king nep wrote:"verbally give you lipo change the writings in the bible for me to become the 9th disciple"
James the Less was the ninth disciple.
Everything else should be self explanatory. If you don't get it don't vote.
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Re: Nep vs Kau (instant classic)

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nice one Gl Kau... thanks for makin the effort although you had listen time
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Re: Nep vs Kau (instant classic)

Post by leeroi green »

nep

personals=1 but nep is new
punches=1
flow=1
wordplay=1
enjoyment=1
multis=0
structure=1

kau

personals=1 again nep is new
punches=1
flow=2
wordplay=1
enjoyment=2
multis=2
stucture=1

MVGT kau
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Re: Nep vs Kau (instant classic)

Post by Quix »

personals=niether
punches=Kau -edged it
flow=Kau
wordplay= meh, niether had a lot...i'll say Kau
enjoyment=Kau
multis=Kau
structure=Kau


Keep at Nep, you got some good skills mah dude, but Kau edged this out...with his flow, and punches!



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Re: Nep vs Kau (instant classic)

Post by JDR »

Aiigh..

Nep - Thot you did aiight but you need more firepower when you comes at ppl. Really need to come harder on your punches and disses. Some of ya concepts was aiight but you missed on by beatin' around the bush

Kau - Did aiight but seen a lot better from you. Thot you tried to come too complex with some of ya stuff. Didn' understand a few of ya lines and if I gotta read explanations that really takes away from it to see what you said in bar 2 at the end of ya drop. Either way the multies were there but honestly the whole thing seemed too strung around that. You seemed like you wanted ppl to notice ya multies so much that it took away from ya verse

Vote - Kau. Harder punches and disses. Had the multies.
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Re: Nep vs Kau (instant classic)

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Thread closed and records updated.


Kau wins KO.
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