Most Interesting Man Vs. The Noble One (Noble wins KO)

[The Man]

8 Bars (16 Lines)

Due By Wednesday

House Rules

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Time to put CAPITAL ONE's ass in check...


It's christmas, so it's only right daddy's giving his multi forcing bitch NO (e)L's...
Who really killed this fag? guess the "Noble thing to do" would be to DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don%27t_ask,_don%27t_tell

You bit the hand that feeds you, now Scott James is just a dumbfounded lover...
So what's 'No's Ear & Throat' have in common? Scott's dick goes in one, & comes out the other... ha

(Same Styles, both use just caps and similes)
http://www.illestlyrics.com/board/noble ... 19020.html
http://www.illestlyrics.com/board/scott ... 19236.html

I'll roast him, toast him, eat him w/ some A-1 and dispose him by his tomb...
Like Anti, voters will be "Holding Their No's" bitching like "There's NO smoking in this room!"
And it's true I smashed ya girl, so there's the answer to how she knew my name
But ya gonna really flip cuz you just told me the same thing she text me - "it's due today"

TheNobleOne
word its kind of due today lol

Way I saw Jack-Spare-O I wouldn't Care-To-Be-N, now ya whack name exceeds ya
But you can call me Ruben Carter cuz I'm DESTROYING THE N.O... like Hurricane Katrina!

With one eye open!

Take the 'bull' of out Noble One & he's just a "no one", you're fucking phony man...
Your one friend is Anti, so I guess you must not Matter considering he's your only fan...
OOOH! look at Know-Bull talking Piru like this bitch is really a fucking thug...
NO! But YOU CAN still call him ONE BLOOD... cuz he's in bleed mode... once a month.
http://www.illestlyrics.com/board/noble ... 19020.html

And here's a metaphor to end it.

When I reign you hear thunder sounds, this fucking clown's zero is coming down
So Nasty!!! put a 'One Be Lo' this bitches 2 wins cuz I just left this No-body UNDERGROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheNobleOne]

so i bit scott james style because i caps my multis? lol fuck out of here

im about to shit on all of your aliases

Rugged Eros aka Centillion aka MIM aka faggot

dawg your crazy if you think your Touchin my Writtens so Fuck what you Spittin
Im Clutchin a Brick and yall can watch 'Rugs get layed out' like the Muslim Tradition
listen cuz my Rhyme Schemes Loco, I throw more punches then a Chinese Dojo
so ill bludgeon ya mug and have 'rugs covered in blood' like a Crime Scene Photo
dude your gonna need an army team to spar with me, i'll rip you Apart with Ease
and then ill put the 'iron to rugs' like i was making a Carpet Seam*
im Yellin the Facts, someone should be helpin this kat Develop some Raps
cuz im 'stompin all over Rugs' like a muthafuckin Welcomin Mat
these scriptures ive written are vile so i Puncture Ribs with every Punch i Spit
and Eros is depicted as a child so it aint nothin for me to Son this Kid*

bitch you dont rap good, in a battle Noble will be Killin ya
only time this faggot is in a 'black hood' is when hes Posin for his Signature




so just throw away all that lame trash, these haymakers Maim Kats
one punch leaves ya face cracked and 'flattens cent' out like Change on a Train Track
homie my flow is gully, you stay broke and bummy, never Clutchin some Ends
while Noble is much too focused on dollas to be 'Fuckin with Cents'


explinations:

* in carpet installing you use a seaming iron to make seams and such.
* Eros in greek mythology was basically cupids counterpart and was depicted as a winged figure of a child

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/eros
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eros

you should be able to get everything else, if you cant then dont vote.

[MesaR]

Lol people can complain that there emcee name is played out on disses, well no shit. it's your name aslong as some one comes witty with it then it's a good punchline and personal.


dawg your crazy if you think your Touchin my Writtens so Fuck what you Spittin
Im Clutchin a Brick and yall can watch 'Rugs get layed out' like the Muslim Tradition
listen cuz my Rhyme Schemes Loco, I throw more punches then a Chinese Dojo
so ill bludgeon ya mug and have 'rugs covered in blood' like a Crime Scene Photo

^ put a grin on my face, dope. the rest was pretty average but they stood out for me,
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OOOH! look at Know-Bull talking Piru like this bitch is really a fucking thug...
NO! But YOU CAN still call him ONE BLOOD... cuz he's in bleed mode... once a month.

^ that line is more played out then any name play he came with, you had a few funny lines and i can see hell lot of good things for you, just need to tighten up the loose ends fam..

vote - Tha noble one.

[Riggz]

Hell, I'm so damned confused about who everyone is.. I can't figure out who half of the verses are referring to. Can a brutha get an "aka" some damn where?

Rugged aka Centillsomething aka MIM - I thought your verse had way to many references to get a flow going. I had to stop and read wikilinks and ILLEST links and all types of other links just to get what the fuk you was talkin about. Anywayz, you had some cool lines (ie N.O. Katrina) and some played out lines (ie bleed once a month lines) but overall your flow was too complicated to follow with all the inserts. Honestly, you're a skilled writer, I think you need to use that as your advantage in battles rather than trying to reference a ton of personals in an attempt to win.

As for Noble, I just excluded the welcome mat line. I've seen that so many times against Eros I don't even count it as a bar. But your first two bars and "black hood" bar was hilarious. You flowed well and the punches were direct.

Rugged - Personals
Noble - Punches, flow, mulites

vote = Noble

[TheNobleOne]

2-0

thanks for the break down guys

[ScottJames]

RUGG:

It's christmas, so it's only right daddy's giving his multi forcing bitch NO (e)L's...

Shouldnt this be worded to say you ARE giving him L's? maybe im reading it wrong...

Who really killed this fag? guess the "Noble thing to do" would be to DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don%27t_ask,_don%27t_tell

Nah, this was weak..not feeling it

You bit the hand that feeds you, now Scott James is just a dumbfounded lover...
So what's 'No's Ear & Throat' have in common? Scott's dick goes in one, & comes out the other... ha

meh... didnt care for this

I'll roast him, toast him, eat him w/ some A-1 and dispose him by his tomb...
Like Anti, voters will be "Holding Their No's" bitching like "There's NO smoking in this room!"

no. wheres the punch? flow was off..

And it's true I smashed ya girl, so there's the answer to how she knew my name
But ya gonna really flip cuz you just told me the same thing she text me - "it's due today"

i get it, nice use of personals... didnt hit hard though..

Way I saw Jack-Spare-O I wouldn't Care-To-Be-N, now ya whack name exceeds ya
But you can call me Ruben Carter cuz I'm DESTROYING THE N.O... like Hurricane Katrina!

good. but played..

Take the 'bull' of out Noble One & he's just a "no one", you're fucking phony man...
Your one friend is Anti, so I guess you must not Matter considering he's your only fan...

this was ur best bar. set up was nice too.

OOOH! look at Know-Bull talking Piru like this bitch is really a fucking thug...
NO! But YOU CAN still call him ONE BLOOD... cuz he's in bleed mode... once a month.
noble-quix-vt19020.html

pussy/menstrual/period/blood = 2004.

When I reign you hear thunder sounds, this fucking clown's zero is coming down
So Nasty!!! put a 'One Be Lo' this bitches 2 wins cuz I just left this No-body UNDERGROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this was too forced IMO... didnt like this closer..



Noble:

dawg your crazy if you think your Touchin my Writtens so Fuck what you Spittin
Im Clutchin a Brick and yall can watch 'Rugs get layed out' like the Muslim Tradition

Yes. good nameplay..

listen cuz my Rhyme Schemes Loco, I throw more punches then a Chinese Dojo
so ill bludgeon ya mug and have 'rugs covered in blood' like a Crime Scene Photo

good use of imagery... nice multis

dude your gonna need an army team to spar with me, i'll rip you Apart with Ease
and then ill put the 'iron to rugs' like i was making a Carpet Seam*

i get it... this was aiight. only a carpenter would get this though,

im Yellin the Facts, someone should be helpin this kat Develop some Raps
cuz im 'stompin all over Rugs' like a muthafuckin Welcomin Mat

this was simple but it was my fav. bar of the battle. the set up rhymes flowed perfectly.. n the punch was simple yet effective.

these scriptures ive written are vile so i Puncture Ribs with every Punch i Spit
and Eros is depicted as a child so it aint nothin for me to Son this Kid*

i get it. u tried too hard here..

bitch you dont rap good, in a battle Noble will be Killin ya
only time this faggot is in a 'black hood' is when hes Posin for his Signature

LoL. nice.

so just throw away all that lame trash, these haymakers Maim Kats
one punch leaves ya face cracked and 'flattens cent' out like Change on a Train Track

grimey.

homie my flow is gully, you stay broke and bummy, never Clutchin some Ends
while Noble is much too focused on dollas to be 'Fuckin with Cents'

decent ender..


overall, this battle was pretty one sided IMO.. Rugg, u concentrated on disecting the letters in his name too much, i didnt like that... also, i didnt like ur flow, it was all over the place... easily one of the weakest verses ive read from u..

noble - good multis, flow was on point, punches connected, wordplay/nameplay were good...

Vote: NoBowl!!

[ScottJames]

...y wouldnt it vote? i broke it down bar by bar...

[TheNobleOne]

the joke wasnt really hard hitting either. a lot of kats use caps on their multis, not just me.

if the vote counts then i do believe thats a K.O

[Kuhlerblynd]

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