this may seem caveman like but fuck it

[drunken jesus]

thermos are dope as shit

i know most of ya'll probably already know what they are and what they do but i didn't, i never really used one before or even seen anybody use one besides my alcoholic teachers in highschool

my girls mom got some thermos set from somebody at her work and she didn't want it so she asked me if i wanted it i was like sure, i just thought it was just a dope looking metal cup

so the other night i break it out, don't even bother washing it fuck all that shit cause i wanted to make a mixed drink 'cause i ran outta beer, so i made a screwdriver in it, drank like half of it and passed out watching tv

then when i woke up i reached off my bed grabbed it and took a drink and i was like wtf this shits still cold as when i put the drink in it, in however long i slept it didn't get any warmer and tasted freshly poured

so since then i been using it instead of anything else, the only set-back is it works both ways, you can't put something lukewarm in it and put it in the fridge and expect it to get cold, so the shit you put in its gotta be cold to start with

i'm gonna get like a dozen more of these and just put my beer and mixed drinks in them from now on, they'd be dope as fuck on trips and shit where you want a nice cold drink whenever wherever

[complexity]

you primitive bastard.

no really though thermos are ill

[drunken jesus]

word, i'm pissed i haven't discovered the dopeness earlier

they're ideal for barfights too, i mean a bottle works good for cutting a nigga but you can bash a nigga over the head with a thermos 'till hes unconscious and not even waste your drink

[complexity]

LMAO.

[-TraMaTiK-]

LMAOOO...THAS TRUE LOL