Kau the Lion vs Illaborate (Topical) (Kau Wins DQ)

[Kau the Lion]

Thread never got made for this so I guess I'll make it.

Topic as provided by Intrinsic Cadence:

Be you, but pretend your stuck in a video game (you can choose which video game) and you can't get out. What do you do while your stuck in there, and what do you do to try to bust out (if your gonna bust out that is).

8 - 12 bars

Due whenever. Check in with a vote when you get a chance. I should be able to post during the week, sometime.

My Vote:
http://www.illestlyrics.com/board/rugge ... 00-15.html

[Borat]

http://www.illestlyrics.com/board/rugge ... ml#p152258

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[Kau the Lion]

It was a late night, it was game night; I was playing some old school shit
I was stomping goombas and kicking koopas and navigating over pits.

I fell asleep but still I keep my fingers on the controller.
I had already seen the ending screen but it wasn't yet game over.

I awoke to find I was out of my mind; that's the only explanation.
My jaw agape at the raw landscape that was rendered in pixelation.

"You ain't my bro, but we still gotta go!" A voice came from behind me.
The mustache: huge, the overalls: blue, his hat and shirt were lime green.

I stood up, coughed as I dusted off and saw some Go-karts were waiting.
Luigi made haste, "There's no time to waste!" we quickly started racing.

Before I could process the transpired nonsense we arrived upon a castle.
We came to put the sqeeze on the Koopa's big cheese: a spiky demonic asshole.

Then Yoshi approached with a couple of toads, we were ready to advance.
We had fire flowers for our fire power. Bowser didn't stand a chance.

We take to the sky as our capes let us fly dodging Bullet Bills and Spinies.
A starman was granted just as we landed. I felt power surging inside me.

I tail grabbed the turtle, spun him in circles. He went plummeting down below.
I jumped to attack, landed on his back with the weight of a thousand stones.

The dust was clearing as the crowd began cheering. I stood on my foe, victorious.
The princess was safe from a distressing fate. My name had become notorious.

In the ultimate play to convince me to stay I was kindly offered the throne.
I said, "It's been fun but my work here is done. It's time for me to go home."

I warp piped out and awoke on my couch. Wow! That was one hell of a dream.
Broken and beat I rose to my feet and watched as flower petals fell from my jeans...