Illest 2010 Mock PPV

[complexity]

Announcer Complex: Welcomesssss to the showssss. I hope you all enjoy the presentationss that we have for use tonight. Our first match sees old sssschool rivalssss going at it for the first time in yearsssss.

Divas Match

Stipulation: Wet T Shirt Contest.

Match: Kurse and Double Fl.

Winner: Kurse. He clearly had the best looking tits of the two. They are also were a lot bigger which made them exposed fast.

Intercontinental Championship.

Stipulation: Last man Standing. The man who can take the most low blows.

Match: Viral vs Ekoms

Winner: Ekoms. They both took 100's of low blows, but Ekoms finally kicked Viral where the sun don't shine with a steel toe boot.

Light Heavyweight Title.

Stipulation: First one to get a women to look at them contest.

Match: Dead Silence vs Ghost

Winner: Ghost. Girls moved to the other block when they saw Dead Silence.

Fans Choose Match

Stipulation: Hotdog Eating Contest

Match: Abz vs Lawgix vs Kau the Lion vs Ghost

Winner: Abz by 10 hotdogs.

United States Championship

Stipulation: A game of scrabble.

Match: Ambition vs Quix

Winner: Titan Spiteful interferes flips over the scrabble board and puts an axe through Ambitions head.

Bra & Panties Match

Stipulation: To win you must strip the opponent down to their bra and panties.

Match: Rell vs Ladysam

Winner: Ladysam. Rell is stripped down to a red thong.

Empty Arena Match

Stipulation: Nobody will be present.

Match: Merv Mcnasty vs Flipside

Winner: The fans for not seeing this match.

Cruiserweight Championship

Stipulation: To win you must throw the other out the closet.

Match: Quarterzone vs Rugged

Winner: Quarterzone throws Rugged out of the closet in 2 minutes.

Flag Fag Match

Stipulation: The winner must grab his flag from the others ass.

Match: Domino vs Precise

Winner: Precise. He pulled that flag out of their quick. It was a squash match.

Sumo Match

Stipulation: Must knock the other out of the drawn circle.

Match: Abz vs Lawgix

Winner: Double DQ as Kurse interferes and gives them both the bonzi drop.

Championship Match

Stipulation: Cage Match

Match:Drunken Jesus vs Omega Bill in a Cage Match.

Winner: Drunken Jesus leaves Omega Bill in a huge puddle of blood. Roid rage sets in after and Omega Bill headbuts Jesus 500 times.

Headline Main Event

Stipulation: The Challenger attempts to bodyslam/torture rack Kurse.

Match: Omega Bill vs Kurse

Winner: Omega Bill after failing three times, he finally lifts Kurse up into the torture rack to the end the night.

Any other matches that you would have liked to see on this amazing card and which one would you like to see the most?

[Kuhlerblynd]

I thought this was funny as fuck. Nice job on something different for a read. However, Im just wondering how I got included in an empty arena match. Does every here really hate reading my shit that much? (No offense Flip). And the match I would like to see most would have to be the hotdog eating contest. I think Gix would give Abz more of a run for the money than you think.

[complexity]

I thought this was funny as fuck. Nice job on something different for a read. However, Im just wondering how I got included in an empty arena match. Does every here really hate reading my shit that much? (No offense Flip). And the match I would like to see most would have to be the hotdog eating contest. I think Gix would give Abz more of a run for the money than you think.

Nah dude. Honestly. You're well above average on here. And flip's had some nice verses too.

It's all in jest.

[Kuhlerblynd]

I know it was all in jest. Lol. Its all good.

Flip- you and me, empty arena, no witnesses...


I'm pullin a gun and getting it over with.

[- Mutual -]

this was some funny shit i would have won all of these thats why i wasnt included to be fair, and i think i'm gonna take the domino role you know just generally not giving a crap

[Kuhlerblynd]

Mutual, you couldve been in a Picasso Design Deathmatch with Kau the Lion. Two rounds. Loser of the first round has to cut off their ear and send it to some bitch they like. Loser of the second round has to paint a picture of how they are going to die, then actually commit suicide using the method they portray in the painting. Lol.

[FlipSide]

LOL...how did i just notice this... Makes Me Disappointed At My Self For Not Taking Time To Write A Good Piece Worth At Least Of Having One Fan... As For Murk... Nigga Im NEO

[Kuhlerblynd]

You can be NEO... Morpheus doesnt have shit on me either ahahaha.

[Haz]

BIG P VS COMPLEXITY.

WHOS MORE OF A WALKING HEART ATTACK MATCH


Stipulation :Plex has to get off his computer chair

[complexity]

BIG P VS COMPLEXITY.

WHOS MORE OF A WALKING HEART ATTACK MATCH


Stipulation :Plex has to get off his computer chair

A) I already made fun of myself.

B) Sorry to disappoint you but my blood pressure is pretty damn low.

[Orfadox]

Haha Thats Some Funny Shit