Conspiracy Thoeries

[young_jobe]

(Kastro)
"Today, there was a stand off between two feud rappers.
We cannot reveal much information or the suspects actual names but, but we can only reveal the details of this incident.
It's been heard, that "Jamar" the ring leader whom lead a group of un-educated rappers and tried to assault Jobe - rather Mr.Munteskue, when he was recording at the studio.
Another unfortunate rapper, "Derek", and others; "SSX", "D-Jay", "Gonzo", and mainly "Smokie", but it's also heavily suspect that some others are involved aswell. It is unknown at this time..
Jobe does release this statement although":

It's the matter why they did it, but it aint about races, coastals, or anything of that fact. This is just a few words for those whom assaulted me--

(I'm a ride on you all day!)
Witness this shit!..
(This the nuclear bomb for you motherfuckers!)
Let me do it, Killuminati style!..
(You punks, fucking bring it!)
Let's do it...

{*gun cocked, six shots, bullets hit ground*}

[V 1 - Jobe]
Ayy.. ayy.. that's right This Munteskue The Don solo shit...

Allow me to re-introduce first: Munteskue The Don
Inherit through spirital lyricals as in the holy Ma-Khau
Committin' shady acts Swollen pockets, while one isnt making stacks
Weed is dried and
Has blood running down from my leaking eye lids
The streets refinement
Crimes increasing violence
Niggas got their heated nines pit
Look how Im armored, see
My niggas with me, prepared palm the g's
Launchin' these
At our enemies, await the bombs release
No hesitation, when we ride
Bringing war to your city, wide
One hear of these quiries
About my conspiracy thoeries
Cynical thug thoughts
On a rampage of my lyrical assaults
I'm motherfucking killer, D-Jay die too
Nine blown to the dome, Smokie's brains might spew
"The weak dont deserve to breathe"
Wasnt that Don Jones key words to me?
(Yay-Yay)
Listen nigga, we're fuckin' untouchable
My whole team run with guns rushin' you
Whether you do or dont believe it..
(Yeah, biatch! He mean it!)

[Chorus]

[The Man]

I truly apologize for my retarded son. I have to always leave because I work for Craigs List, and when I do this little bastard gets on my computer and starts role playing. He's just an 11-year old handicapped white kid, please ignore all these 6pack references.

[Borat]

LMFAO

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[FlipSide]

I Give This Ten Stars...Only Bcuz Yer Mom Made An Appearance....Nahhh Fuck That

[young_jobe]

Gonzo, R.E., Yezzir, Lawgix, Complex, Rainman, and Flip << Uneducated rappers, and the whitest faggets you'll ever kno..

[mint condition]

hahahahaha!

they mixin comedy shows on the hip hop forum. i might hang around after all. a mafucka can catch a battle rap and a joke all in the same sitting, now that is conveniance! imma bong out watch this BADASS do his thing..

[young_jobe]

Flip bitch stop.. ur daughter is a him nigga lol