Things That Are Like Jizz But Not Jizz

[Glamtrash]

Faces don't have sounds, Yeti.

[Momeijah]

i Prefer The Ape(word) Names Better. Especially Apetwit, Apechild, Apefag And Apeboy.

We Should Add Apeman Because u Know.... im Almost a Man.

-- Tue Aug 11, 2009 5:09 am --

Come To Think Of it Apeman's Similar To Rapeman.

Coincidence ? i Think......... So.

[Glamtrash]

Maybe I'll consider it after your birthday. We'll see.

Apetwit is my favorite I think.

[Momeijah]

Well To Be Frank, i Have More Hair Than Most Men Which is Where The Aforementioned Nickname Stemmed From in The First Place.

And i Gotta Go With Apeboy, Original is Always Best.

[Glamtrash]

Are we in an educational mood this morning?

[Momeijah]

Nah But u Reply To Threads Almost as Fast as Me.

-- Tue Aug 11, 2009 5:13 am --

Just Thought id Say.

-- Tue Aug 11, 2009 5:14 am --

Also, We're The Only Two People Posting Right Now it's Like When u And One Of ur Friends Break into The Gym Hall And Run About Like Assholes Before Eventually Realising it Sucks Without More People, But at The Same Time it's Funny.

[Glamtrash]

Lmao

-- 11 Aug 2009 00:19 --

in other news, I might knock the front teeth out of the new girl tomorrow at work.

[Momeijah]

Continue...

[Glamtrash]

She's your age, and about as bright as pavement. I like to compare her to a great dane dog -- dopey as fuck and clumsy like Fergie. The bitch even made me chip a tooth last week -- I clenched my teeth so hard that one of them actually chipped. I just don't have patience for retarded fucking people. You tell her to go do something, she'll walk away, and come back 2 minutes later asking what the fuck you asked her to do. She's only with us for the month until she goes back to school. If we (myself and the girls) make it through the month without killing her or ourselves we'll be rockin.

[The Gonz]

Are you writing us from prison now, or does this parasite still walk amongst us in a hair-dye infused state of oblivion?

[Glamtrash]

We made her cry n quit