All True Shit (More To Come)

[Momeijah]

Scotch Hall » i Fucking Hate Fat/Ugly Chicks Who Say 'i Don't Need a Bf To Feel Good About Myself' Which Really Means 'im a Fat Bitch Who Can't Get Laid So ill Make it Look Like it's My Choice With a Futile Pseudo-Pretentious Statement So People Don't Make Fun Of Me Cause im Under The impression That i Actually Have Some Pride To Salvage'

Scotch Hall » 'im Happy With The Way i Look' = 'im Happy Looking Like a 100 Year Old Walrus's Ass, But i Seem To Be Forgetting That Apart From Looking Like Shit, im Also a Walking Heart Attack That's Gnna Die at 25 Of a Heart Attack, So i Guess im Suicidal Too'

Scotch Hall » Nerdy Guy at Nerdy Party: 'Oh Hey Guyz Let's Drink Some SMIRNOFF ICE im Feeling ROWDY Tonight Maybe We Can Play Truth Or Dare And Talk About Funny Shit We Seen On YouTube While Saying Shit Like Epic Fail And Thinking it's Cool'

Scotch Hall » Nerdy Chick: 'Oh ur So Cool ! Omg Lawl im Gnna Head To The Bathroom Real Quick So i Can Take a Picture Of Me in The Mirror Pouting Throwing Up a Peace Sign. After i Re-Take The Photo 11 Times ill Finally Be Content With it as it's The Angle That Makes Me Look Least Like an Ugly Hedgehog. Then Maybe u Can Get To 2nd Base Tonight if ive Had a Little Too Much Of That Badass 5% Shit'

Scotch Hall » Nerdy Guy: 'Oh Jimmy Jillikers ive Never Been To Second Base Before, That is Epic Win ! Lulz >.< Hold On a Minute i Want To Go Listen To Chocolate Rain it Gets Me in The Mood, MAYBE IF U HAVE 3 BOTTLES OF THAT HARDCORE SMIRNOFF ICE WE CAN SPOON IN BED AND YOU'LL FEEL MY BONER'

[MOEstradamus]

Scotch Hall » Nerdy Guy at Nerdy Party: 'Oh Hey Guyz Let's Drink Some SMIRNOFF ICE im Feeling ROWDY Tonight Maybe We Can Play Truth Or Dare And Talk About Funny Shit We Seen On YouTube While Saying Shit Like Epic Fail And Thinking it's Cool'
^^^i fucking hate these people that say dumb shit like epic fail and other gay shit like that^^^

Scotch Hall » Nerdy Chick: 'Oh ur So Cool ! Omg Lawl im Gnna Head To The Bathroom Real Quick So i Can Take a Picture Of Me in The Mirror Pouting Throwing Up a Peace Sign. After i Re-Take The Photo 11 Times ill Finally Be Content With it as it's The Angle That Makes Me Look Least Like an Ugly Hedgehog. Then Maybe u Can Get To 2nd Base Tonight if ive Had a Little Too Much Of That Badass 5% Shit'
lol i hate those sluts dat do that just to put it on myspace and act like they are sluts but den when u talk to them they act like dey hard shit

Scotch Hall » Nerdy Guy: 'Oh Jimmy Jillikers ive Never Been To Second Base Before, That is Epic Win ! Lulz >.< Hold On a Minute i Want To Go Listen To Chocolate Rain it Gets Me in The Mood, MAYBE IF U HAVE 3 BOTTLES OF THAT HARDCORE SMIRNOFF ICE WE CAN SPOON IN BED AND YOU'LL FEEL MY BONER'
no you got dat wrong man its not jimmy jillikers its dead silence and it goes more like this MAYBE IF U HAVE THEE BOTTLESSSSS OF THAT HADCO SMINOFF ICCCCCE WE CAN SSSSSPOON IN BED AND YOULL FEEL MY BONAA LMAOOOOOOOOOO if you guys don't get dat check is audio drops itll explain the typing

[-MenaCe-]

Hell yea..

[Brah-Vo]

smirnoff ice is nice ...

[Momeijah]

Smirnoff ice is Good, it's Lovely Actually But i Wouldn't Drink it To Get Drunk Lmao.

[Haz]

smirnoff ice is nice ...

lmaooo R.A.I's Turnin Bad