Old Disses

[3lmo]

heres and old diss I did On war-fest

I’m a natural your synthetic, my flows magnetic
I keep it real you’re pathetic, that’s why you hate it
Lyrically strong, I’m calling all my magical forces
I heard your shit plenty; you should site all of your sources
I would like it in MLA format under your text
For this event I advise, take deep breaths for 3-10 secs.
Don’t be like L_A_V_O_S and choke on your own spit
Hurt you enough for your name to switch to “bitch”
Destroy your brain while mine you can not even chip
I cause static on this track, you barely make a glitch
War-fest what is that do you really want war?
Shank and stab your ass some more, is that enough gore
Shove a stick up your ass like a ventriloquist
I’m a puppet master; you a lame rapper on a stick

In one piece I leave you, in a pile of shit
I believe that you owe me an apology
Competition I am and I do it good
I’ve been good this year what about you du
Wake up with a piece of mierda in your calcetín<----(sock)
You talk a lot of shit but to me it don’t mean a thing
You going to dream and wake up with 3lmo on your mind
Put the mic down its “mío” nigga that’s mine
Yeah I own nigga, please act grown, respect this veteran
Make your ass weak and jiggle like gelatin
Who is the better man, I can answer that
As a matter’ a fact, keep your contacts
I wouldn’t want to spook you so hit the road jack
A lot more witnesses than a shark attack
Shits on the low like we selling crack
No warnings but get back, when I go full blast
This track I make it last,
I guess ghost just dissed me in your behave

I do remember you wanted to gang up on me
Fuck all of this, how do I feel about you, umm ”sorry”
Let’s ask the jury, I’m rocking this fool like a piece of Jewelry
I know your feeling my fucking fury;
get your pen and pencil and hurry
I got nuts the size of the eyeballs on gary
Call me patricio cuz I’m a Star
I’m Reddy; I’m Reddy Mr. War-Fest I don’t think you are
Cold hearted shit makes your nipples hard
I’m murdering this puto like a man apart
Victories and losses ey homie we all have some
Your shit is ugly mine is handsome
I’m guessing by now you feeling kind of stunned
By this second its ok vato, Im done………

……..sike lil dick im back on ya
Im dancing with the stars like im on drogas
Spitting on your shit like macdonas
Who is this, 3lmo? No niga its jonas
Im out for real get at me if you dareing warfest
No smoke in my lungs Im smokin haters through their chest
Lets go a couple of rounds, rap to sounds
No limit, strict? nope no bounds
Nothing but a joke, hope to provoke
This wannabe bad boy to choke

Easy with a freestyle, your face too close to mine,
so step back, little bit behind the line,
im not about the law, my weapons not so dangerous
It dont shoot and it its somewhat painless, its stainless
atleast it wont leave ya ass brainless
a better way to release stress
knock ya head off into a pool of sense
leanin against the fence, ridin by, feel the supense
I ride through every now and then
now I beat ya ass quick, then I use to beat ya ass quicka
I sip some milk, and shit out some nesquika
nigas gettin their sip on like my shits liqor
this nothing I can spit sicka

2nd diss

this is about goofy, yeah that vatos back
im not feelin bad about him dissin on my track
wats the real reason that shit was wak, was it merc
not dissin doe-im not sayin hes bad, but it do hurt
im one of the first culeros to put his shit on the forum
if a vato talk shit I usually jus ignore 'em
but hey wat the fudge goofy does it for fun
if theres anything learned, these vatos think Im dumb
Im not a fan of the red ticklish piece of shit
be careful of hemoroids homie, if you still tryin to get ripped
wheres your tracks at, if you really tryin to get better
I doubt you feel like it, your weight devision is still feather

you may be throwin jabs, upper cuts even lower cuts
but you short in this shit, you can barley hit my guts
try a lil bit harder to get me feelin low and weak
violence is last on my mind, but I kill a fool every week
I get in deep ,no matter where you go you feel my presence
hey man its cool, im alright with opening early presents
let it be known, I will be the one to win
its like a tingilin senssation inside your skin
I've been elmo since i moved around the way homey
I got putos wearing their sunday shirt on a thursday
seriously wheres your shit at, i mean rap on somethin
we know you never got with bone thugs ,and harmony
get diggin look for my myspace, e-mails get some dirt
ghost 303 was even lookin for the size of my shirt
ima skinny boney starvin mexican
Ill woop any niga ass, I betcha man