Once Again the Great YoMommasPimp will come to the rescue....Today's topic why not to get married....
I mean come on i speak from experience...I've been married yes, yes, ladies usually say it was my fault please....women are always in self denial even when they're wrong...they think they are always right...I paid for her college etc I never cheated (it doesn't count if you don't get caught) its like cheating on a test you don't get caught it doesn't count DER DER DER! anyway...
Gents I mean come on...
What I usually here this shit...
She's not like other girls...She's the one...She's my high school sweetheart...
I've known her for years...She's not like that...yadda yadda yadda...
1) she is like other girls...she's a fiendish cock hound constantly on the prowl...like a person who is a werewolf...you don't know they are on till some full moon appears and BAM! run for you life secure your credit cards and run with your money....
2)ok if she's your high school sweet heart...you can stand the fuck by on that one...once your married... she'll start blaming you for everything she missed out on...because we all know women gather in a tribal circle and discuss all the great experiences (gangbangs, bukkakies,orgies) they have encountered through out their lives...your highs chool sweetheart will feel left out...then all womanly hell will be unleashed onto you.... and she'll say some ricockulous shit at you like "My friends enjoyed their lives more than I have" "I feel like you have held me back I hate you" yadda yadda....In other words..."I never got to get bukkakied by large black men...or gangbanged and ravaged by a bunch of well endowed men..."
3) You have known her for years...Gents,... women are like books...you've known her for years that's fuckin great...but you know you knows her better the chick she met 1 week ago...women are like a book with many chapters... you can only go so far and think you know the out come of the story...but the truth is the chick she met a week ago...knows a hell of a lot more then you do because they feel a sort comradeship with one another because they both have what we mean like a vagina...so she'll throw out all her nasty lil thoughts to her friends and keep the nice girl image when it comes to you...
4)She's not like that....Yeah tell that to last guy she blew in public and those other two guys before you...she let slip up in her at the same time...
5)she's the one...All the others ones put into this....and she's the one who runs away with your car, house, kid, dog, and child support...
6)I've never felt like this before...
dude if vida guerra (my fav) or someone you whack off too... came up and said i love you fuck me and take me away seriously you would feel the same way again...what is this some fuckin disney movie...i seen what happened to snow white with those seven dwarfs...Getting married is like signing over your freedoms...i mean whatever you do you have to "Ask her for permission" i mean you really want that shit..
Financial security...i mean come on...
she's going to spend all your money anyway...
If you cheat she still gets what 80% of all your shit...
If she cheats she still gets 80% of all your shit....
is it really fuckin worth getting married over?
As men, we all know that a woman's primary objective is to marry. After years of experience I've discovered their most commonly used strategy. here it is:
1. Girl pressures guy for marriage.
2. Guy delays.
3. Girl gradually starts destroying guy's self-esteem and eliminating his friends.
4. Guy becomes too weak and too much of a loser to find something better than what he has.
5. Girl starts to limit sex. In effect controlling the only good thing in the guy's life.
6. Guy is in despair. Capitulates to marriage.
Then 5-10 years later the guy is an empty shell of his former self. Girl is a ruthless manipulating machine. Girl divorces loser husband. Girl takes 80% of guy's stuff because the guy is too brain dead to find a good lawyer. Girl lives happily ever after. Guy becomes bald alcoholic who dies of heart attack at 45 years old. (got this from a nomarriage.com)
What I'm saying is that human beings (especially women) are nasty weak treacherous creatures that are for the most part totally untrustworthy. Experience is my basis for this statement, both mine and others who I know or who have written reliable histories. If you can find a woman to be your companion who is not treacherous, a deceitful little actress, a sly whore or a manipulative nag or a shrieking hag, then you are among the lucky few. Congratulations. I hope your luck continues to hold out. (another paragraph of nomarriage.com)
Don't get married...
Your excuse it probably going to be "it won't happen to me" ... this is were i call you a dumbass...
It's better to be single with your money because then you can spend whatever on yourself if you get married your broke forever... don't married.
this has been another educational moment...by yomommaspimp...
WHERE'S MY MONEY BITCH!!
