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There's a Chick Who Works in Game (Game Shop) That Looks Like u, Though She's Chubby With a Few Blemishes On The Greasy Chip Pan Face. i Call Her Sandra Lmao.

There's Also a Chick That i Scammed Outta Like £2.50 at The Cinema Who Looks Like u. She Was a Dumb Ho Because One Of The Bitches i Was With Got a Free Voucher When She Bought Her Ticket, Handed it To Me RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER, And i Used it To Save Money, Buy My Ticket, And Receive Another Voucher. Cha-Ching. i Think it's Crumpled Up On The Street Somewhere Now.

Dead Silence i Swear This One Time When i Was On The Train This Guy Walked On Who Looked EXACTLY LIKE U. i Nearly Burst Out Laughing at The Time.
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im Not Even Joking it Was ur Doppelganger Dude.
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He Had Bad B.O. Too, So im Guessing u Do Also.
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haha why Dom why is your life being dry cleaned so u find other shyt to do
The Eagerness Is Putrid My Fluids Acid Leaves You Vexed Like Black Holes
Your Inept To Correct Stretched Like Fat Folds Perplexed Like Castro
I'm So Tenacious With Rhymes Sensatious So Patient With Lines
While You Fill Your Writtens With Filler And So Stay Vacant In Mind
I'm Amiable But Too Your Haters I Appease Your Arcane Admissions
Dark Games No Vision Your Avarice Lead To Scarred Shamed Partitions
So Callous In His Candor You Have To Coerce For Neglect
For Worse Or For Best I'm Confidant With A Verse Of Respect

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What?^
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haha thats funny
and no
i do not have B.O.
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Yeah u Do.
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Post by Glamtrash »

^I bet you're lying.

Also, I'm happy you found the fat an dumb versions of me.

AND, there was some dude in the grocery store, that would have been a spitting image of you aside from the fact that he had some bulk to him.
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im Actually Getting a Beer Belly. :(
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So now instead of a beanpole you look like a pregnant joint?
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Nah it's Not That Big Yet, YET.

Also Was The Guy Who Looked Like Me With a Smokin Hot Chick? Wouldn't Surprise Me.
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Actually no, he was with a couple of dudes.
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They Must've Been Really Cool Then.
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One weighed about 350, the other seemed to think he was in the hood.
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Lmao.

And i Wouldn't Call The Game Chick Fat, Just Chubby Lol.
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