MY IDOLS JUST CHEATED ON THEIR WIVES AND RUFFED THEM UP A LITTLE BIT. LOL
HE WINS EVERY GOLD MEDAL IN SWIMMING IN THE OLYMPICS AND HE DOES IT WHEN HES RIPPED. HA
CONNECT THE DOTS.
1. HES A SWIMMER
2. HE USES HIS LUNGS
3. HE SMOKES POT
4. HE SMOKES OUT OF "WATER PIPES"
UNFAIR ADVANTAGES..........
ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY. HES HUNGRY, PARANOID, AND HAS COTTON MOUTH.
-Olympic champion smoking marijuana during a November house party at the University of South Carolina.
The photo wasn't the first time Phelps has been in trouble for his activities away from the pool. After the 2004 Athens Games, an underage Phelps was arrested for drunken driving, pleaded guilty and apologized to his fans.
TOO BAD NIKE AND EVERYBODY ARE FUCKIN THIS GUY OVER.
HOW COME THE WHOLE NBA GETS AWAY WITH SMOKIN BUD AND THE REST OF THE WORLD SUFFERS? LOL ITS NEVER BEEN MORE TRUE. RICKY WILLIAMS, MIKE VICK, AND BONG TOKIN MIKEY PHELPS ARE PRIME EXAMPLES OR SUSPECTS. LOL
BASICALLY MICHAEL PHELPS THIS BONG HITS FOR YOU!
-The USOC can't do much to penalize him. Anti-doping rules don't call for sanctions against athletes who test positive for marijuana when they're not competing. And the USOC's code of conduct doesn't apply to athletes once the games are over. AWESOME LOOP HOLE HE PLAYED IT SMART FOR A STONEY. THEY CANT LEGALLY TAKE AWAY ANY OF HIS MEDALS. PERSONALLY I THINK YOU SHOULD GIVE HIM MORE. LOL
No one - except Kellogg's - seems outraged by the swimmer's bad judgment, who deserves sympathy as he endures the consequences on the world's stage.
Only a few months ago, Michael Phelps guest-hosted "Saturday Night Live," displaying his now-familiar awkward charm in such sketches as the "Michael Phelps Diet'' (four wedding cakes, a bathtub of fettucini Alfredo and an actual pig in a blanket!). One ill-fated party later, Phelps became the show's punchline.
Satirical newsman Seth Myers weighed in last weekend on the snapshot seen around the world: the cell-phone photo of Phelps inhaling from a bong. He chastised USA Swimming for its three-month suspension of Phelps, saying, "Now he won't be able to compete for you in the highly anticipated not-the-Olympics swimming race.'' Of Kellogg's, which dropped Phelps as a cereal spokesperson, Myers added: "I knew some guys named Snap, Crackle and Pop. And they were drug dealers.''
