dumb story i did for cyphers but fuck it

[Cee4]

Cold saturday night clubbin, I got the chills in the queue
Forgot to wear tight boxers so I put the pills in ma shoe
That fuckin bouncer searches and I.D`s me each week
I get in n head to the toilet, its coke and E I seek
Someone's been sick, fuck it take ma shoe off n find the bag
Couple pills got crushed, kinda mad,
Oh well sniff it, three lines I had
Thinkin im inconspicuous while rubbin ma nose
Hit the bar then soon we`ll be fuckin some hoes
Drink flows, im wasted n need to piss every 10 minutes
Stagger to the toilet, have a piss another line then im finished
Got 3 mates, ones trippin, anothers sober bored in the corner
Dosent do drugs, anothers pulled I aint bein alone any longer
Drunken eyes survey the floor, which young whore mine?
Swear im fuckin leavin if I hear gold digger one more time
I hate Kanye! but I spot a girl n she responds to ma wink
So corny, but fuck it worked, lets get it on with the drink
Hit the dance floor, bet I could make cry n make her moan
Lady gaga tellin her to just dance but im tryna take her home
Her ass grindin on my crotch, thong shown when she drop it
Dick grown I cant stop it, claim its ma phone in ma pocket
She might be a good girl, I doubt it judging how she dances
Nearly closin time, I want sex, I give a fuck about romances
Off to the toilet for a couple lines n hit the condom machine
Mirror checked,
Dilated pupils n drink stained shirt must have gone unseen
She must be drunk……

I don't recall what happened next, sex or suck me with luck?
she lyin in ma bed next mornin, rolls over n she ugly as fuck!

Fuckin beer goggles. TAXI!

[|.R.SON.aLL.|]

All This Reminded Me Of Was "if i Take One More Drink ..
I`ma End Up Fuckin You" Lol
But This Was a Nice Story Fam ..
Endin Was Funny ..
Lyrically Coulda Been Upped ..
But Tha Storyline & Flow Was On Point For Tha Most Part ..