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Cee4
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The Real Christmas Story

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Yeah It Is


Santas wife came home n wondered why he aint here
Little did she know he was havin sex with the reindeer
One got pregnant n was out of action, bestiality ho
Santa had to replace it so he created a reality show
Called it reindeer idol, they flocked in from Lapland
Then Santa and a contestant got caught in a lap dance
So Santa got sacked and contracted reindeer aids
Unemployed, recession impacted, no clear trades
His wife left him, Santa looked fucked but it grabbed him
With a beard n flyin skills he could hook up with Bin Laden
Got an application, received a response detailing a mission
He was apprehensive coz it put him in a failing position
It told him hi jack the slay n deliver bombs not presents
He didn't wanna but fuck it his life's gone like peasants
The time came, loaded the bombs, who would survive it?
Hot wired the slay, it was easy coz he knew how to drive it
But Santa felt guilty, sniffin coke to block out the pain
He got horny, the reindeer at the back was hot all the same
He tried to stroke its pussy to see if it wanted romance
But Santa slipped, fell overboard n he landed in France
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Post by MagicMark »

lol... crack much?..

this was funny.. lyrically it was alright.. some display of multis.. but it was an enjoyable read... just random funny shiz lol.. flow was cool.. decent..
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Post by ScottJames »

no hate...but this was sorta whack.
ya flow was on point throughout, but lyrically n metaphorically this was weak, and i dint find it too amusing, i know yous jus fuckin around so it doesnt really matter...

but its def an original piece!! LoL...
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Post by Brah-Vo »

Yeah this kinda made me sneer and say... uh what?
I mean yeah technically its good, flow, multis.
But i wasnt diggin the topic.
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Post by Cee4 »

aw i thought this was gettin written of the year
thought they were gonna re write the bible. oh well
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Post by Brah-Vo »

lololol
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Post by Borat »

hahahaha. this shit is funny man. you should send it to "hustler" and see if they can put it in a christmas porn mag.

funny shit man.

haha
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