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TheCh3mist VS. Jesodist(TheCh3mist)

Post by TheCh3mist »



first to 5 votes/3-0 is a ko

8 bars

verse due: Dec 17th (let me know if thats koo)

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flow
multis
punches
personals
nameplay
wordplay
creativity
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Post by Jesodist »

I am down. You drop or i drop first ? Whatever dont matter to me but like its your battle and you set up the thread i suggest you drop.
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Post by TheCh3mist »

^well i just put the due date so that way u know exactly when i'll post by, but yeah i'll post first.. good luck n try droppin asap, 1..



http://img222.imageshack.us/my.php?imag ... istsl0.jpg

^his pic, check it out while u read cuz i pretty much just went at em in a personal fashion LOL.. i keyed this up mad quick, been busy, but should still do the job :)




Ayo!..

You live in a run down crib, kid u must be REAL BROKE IN YA LAND.. so I'll burn down ya shack til ya KILLED BRO, WIT YA FAM.. cuz what u gonna do? Try n hit me wit that giant DILDO IN YA HAND?!/..
Im take a shot of LIQUOR, THEN PREPARE TO.. HIT YER HEAD WIT RARE MOVES.. so next you'll WIMPER WHEN I SCARE YOU.. cuz im 'SLICKER THEN YA HAIR DUE'!/..
N ya say your dope but there's NOTHIN FOUND YET.. no evidence, you BLUFFIN NOW, YET.. actin like your THUGGIN ROUND VETS.. but how u a 'heavyweight' when u look like ya weigh a HUNDRED POUNDS, WET?!/..
HOE! WHERE'S YA FISTS?.. don't matter, u'll get OWNED WHERE YA SIT.. cuz when his fams ride? Theres NO TERRA BITCH.. my clicks-damage, but 'his-panic' like his “OWN HERITAGEâ€
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Post by Jesodist »

First off, You whack bitch, Your verse was simply and
plain, I'm bout to finish this lame with punches that
diminish and drain, You insane? bitch!!, Remember the name,

Claim I suck dick when you "blow" more than you do
"genesis games", You finna get maimed,
Disperse with flame that dismembers your brain,!!

The next faggots that mention, my text havoc is missin
Will have their 'throat 7 colors' when i slash their
Necks with a prism!!

You put every ounce of effort into it, and get smashed
dude How you 'handle' my 'bars', When the 'seat' to this
'Bike' is past you?

cats know who dist be, so i smoke this geek on the
regular, 'no reception', not just votes, yo 'bars' is weak on ya
cellular!!

Im one of the elite few that can simply delete crews
Defeat fools with pure heat and discrete moves
Your weak dude!, How dare you claim you reign
supreme!!?

Ima remain the king while you dont attain a thing!
Lyrically considered a threat as you sweat this vet
rapes You soft like wet grapes older i Select fates, while yo shits older than than cassette tapes!!


You'll never see my downfall
Cause the punches that clown all be "classic" like
"roundball!


Nothing much wasnt planning on continuing battling but someone change my mind.
Good luck bro your verse was fire.
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Post by TheCh3mist »

preciate ya droppin jes..

votes? lol
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Post by TreTru »

cats:

flow-jess..chems went with xtra syll.s harder to catch the rythm.
multis-tie ,chem had some 4n5 syllable multi's but jess multi's complimented his flo more so tie
punches-chemist...sorry jess he was juss a little more direct,and you kinda talked bout yourself a little too much..
personals-Chemist
nameplay-chemist
wordplay-chemist
creativity-chemist
======================================================================
I was lmao at this one..
You put every ounce of effort into it, and get smashed
dude How you 'handle' my 'bars', When the 'seat' to this
'Bike' is past you?
======================================================================

smooth on that one..


Jess your steppin it up mayne gettin better..but IMO chem won this battle..


well that's my vote..
take it or leave it..
any ? get @ me.
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Post by Quix »

cats:

flow: Tie
multis: Tie
punches: Chem (easy)
personals: niether
nameplay: Chem
wordplay: Chem
creativity: Chem



Overall: Chem



Nice batle, Chem pretty much took a cats sweep, but JES had a SICK flow wid it, too bad CHEM took the rest of the cats.

Nice battle to both
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Post by Jesodist »

Can i atleast get one fuckin vet here ?!?!
Both of these first comments are inacurate as fuck.
TreTru shut the fuck up kid you aint even on my level
to tell me i am stepping up. No "newbs" voting on this battle.
Personal ? Stupid or what kid.

1-0 chemist leading
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Post by TheCh3mist »

^jes, no hate but your verse wasnt that good at all man, that bike bar that tretru liked was ass lol, no hate here either man but your verse wasnt close to mine and you dont get to say who votes are not, what the fuck is that? any rules shoulda been stated at first,

im up 2-0..
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Post by ScottJames »

yeah, no dick ridery or anything, but Chem straight owned ya bro..
i really dont think its necessary to break this battle down, its pretty obvious Chem took all categories...

vote: Chem
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Post by Jesodist »

Aight scotty good battle Chem now close this shit complex
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Post by Jesodist »

Close this fuckin forrum already dick riding motherfuckers Tre Tru your a fuckin PUTO PENDEJO !! Scott You can still eat a dick too just like quix fuckin hating on me just caz i dont fucking give anyone my msn and ride anyonse's dick on this site i am losing all my fuckin battles. Lyrically you all can kiss my fuckin BROWN ASS PUTOS. You all on this site with a lil respect while my music is making me money BITCHES and REAL RESPECT not on a fuckin site full of faggots.
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Post by complexity »

Jesodist wrote:Close this fuckin forrum already dick riding motherfuckers Tre Tru your a fuckin PUTO PENDEJO !! Scott You can still eat a dick too just like quix fuckin hating on me just caz i dont fucking give anyone my msn and ride anyonse's dick on this site i am losing all my fuckin battles. Lyrically you all can kiss my fuckin BROWN ASS PUTOS. You all on this site with a lil respect while my music is making me money BITCHES and REAL RESPECT not on a fuckin site full of faggots.
I don't give out my msn either homie or know who the fuck either of you are.

Vote: Chem

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Post by Jesodist »

Respect for that Plexus
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Post by Jesodist »

Hey complex please lock this thread homie Chem got this already and i accept TreTru's vote. Respect bitches
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