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Animul Instinkz Vs Kevorkian(Kev Wins.)

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5 Bars
Due 25 Hours After Both Check Inz
10 + Wins Or 100+ Posts To Vote
No Dickryding Or Unexplained Votes Accepted.
NO SWAYING OR FREEPOSTING !!!
3 - 0 KO, 4-1 TKO, first to 5 votes win
no R.a.I or scottjames votes ....

Sorry If I Spelled Your Name Wrong. z

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Post by Animul_Instinkz »

First ... Lemme Show Yall Sumthin .... Peep ....




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.... Dr Kavorkian ....


I'm Wasted An Junk, "RAPIN THIS PUNK!!", Duce'll Get 'Cut, On The Double', Like Im Firin The Guy "MAKIN Tha STUNTs!" ... Huh?
Then I'll Put The Metel In His Mouth, Tell Him "BRACE FOR THE PUNCH", Cuz Only Time This "Pussy Had A Leg~A~C", He Had His "FACE IN THE CUNT!" ... 1


Who Brought This noob here? Vet? Nah! u a NOVICE AT BEST B! i 'handle ma business', like i'm straight out tha OFFICE FOR TESTING!
imma 'drop money', Like Im Trynna Make A "PROFIT INVESTING!", so try me? an peep how fast Animul gets the 'Chalk~Lit Like NESTLE!" ... 2


.... Yea, SUPRISE Mo'Fucka Lmao!! ....


D, Ya "Claimin That Ya True B?", Ma Punches Like Overweight Chiks In Bathin Suits, "Outragous Wit Tha 2 Piece!"
But In This Battle Against An Animul? 'Doc,~U~Ment To Be Ripped!', Like The "Pages In A Looseleaf!" ... 3


Im "Slayin This Nuisance", N' The Way I'm 'Ritalin This Square', Its Like Kids Wit ADD "Playin Wit Rubix" ... (riddlin)
PURE OWNAGE! But Now u "Makin A Feud Bitch?", Ha! u'll Get 'Smoked'! Cuz See Im Hardly A Marley! But "JAMAICAN ME DO THIS"!!! ... 4


Moment Of Silence, "Pause, Edit, Ya Done!", Cuz i thought U Was A 'Genuine Religious Bitch', Since He "Authentic As Nun" !!
Even Ma "Flaws Credit Ma Puns" , N' The Bars I 'Make~Up? U'll Cream Yaself', Cuz Ma Verse'll Even "Cause~Medics To Run"!!! < DAYUM!! (Cosmetics / Cause~Medics) .... 5



Good Luck Bruh .... !! XD
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



Old Pic But Nontheless..Hella good personal..

You Did Ya Homework

[align=center]Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yooooooooo! Let Me Diminish This Guy And Put And End This Broke Weakling! You'll Be Finished! No Breathing,
You A Last Resort In Battle.. No One Would Be Caught "Bringing Out Instinks" Even With The Help Of Primitive Thinking!
Lemme Put An End To Thee Double You Have Simile Trouble, And At That Ya Metaphors Are Weak Child!
It Pisses Me Off Much He'll Catch A Horrid Beat Down!
The # Of Times I've "Abused Animal(S)" You've Think By Now A Bystander Would Have PetaCorp On Speed Dial!..
Dude You Can't Fucking Damage Greatness!Lmao!..+ I Heard You Biting? Lemme Laugh At These Bannished Statements!
Cuz In This Battle They Know That Its Likely "Anime Get Trashed" Since I Was Never Fund Of Japanese Animations!
0921831283129731923712937123 Yo sfd98724392187382176318276318jczx I Rock Heavy Metal And The Gage!
I Birthed Ya Style Faggot So..Don't Be A Rebel An A Fake!
Animal(s) Will Never Bite The Hand Thats Feeds Him" Cuz I Just Throw The Damn Pellets in The Cage (LMAOO!!)
Dude Ya Should Of Known Im Bomb Ya Whack! kakakaawsgdasdjhgasjdha See My Verse * U'll Be An Astonished Cat
Because Im Diverse And Versatile... You Could Say Im Well Rounded Like Most Of Your Stomach Fat (Lmao)

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1.) Self Explanatory..
2.) Self explanatory..he uses similes ALOT
3.) Anime/ Ani May
4.) Lmao You feed animals with pellets..and sometimes they bite your hand
5.) LoL on msn he has a pic of his shirt off.. nigga fat! lmao
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Post by Ambiguous Realm »

is this shit still goin on or wat, just dont like seein battles go on unfinished,

either this should be closed or get some voting goin on


i wont go into detail bout the battle but a lot of kevorkian's multis just seemed forced, and instink's punches were a lot more creative, so personally i think he won for creativity complexity and flow, can't say its a landslide cuz i didn't thoroughly go thru every category just the main ones
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1-0 Animul'z in The lead
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I'm Wasted An Junk, "RAPIN THIS PUNK!!", Duce'll Get 'Cut, On The Double', Like Im Firin The Guy "MAKIN Tha STUNTs!" ... Huh?

This was Straight..

Then I'll Put The Metel In His Mouth, Tell Him "BRACE FOR THE PUNCH", Cuz Only Time This "Pussy Had A Leg~A~C", He Had His "FACE IN THE CUNT!" ... 1

Lmfao This Bar Came Nice.. "Brace For The Punch" Was Hott...

Who Brought This noob here? Vet? Nah! u a NOVICE AT BEST B! i 'handle ma business', like i'm straight out tha OFFICE FOR TESTING!

Wasnt Feeling This...

imma 'drop money', Like Im Trynna Make A "PROFIT INVESTING!", so try me? an peep how fast Animul gets the 'Chalk~Lit Like NESTLE!" ... 2

Wasnt Feeling this Like That Either

.... Yea, SUPRISE Mo'Fucka Lmao!! ....


D, Ya "Claimin That Ya True B?", Ma Punches Like Overweight Chiks In Bathin Suits, "Outragous Wit Tha 2 Piece!"

Lmfao This shit Went Hard..

But In This Battle Against An Animul? 'Doc,~U~Ment To Be Ripped!', Like The "Pages In A Looseleaf!" ... 3 < Played Concept But Worked Out For Dock U Ment..

Im "Slayin This Nuisance", N' The Way I'm 'Ritalin This Square', Its Like Kids Wit ADD "Playin Wit Rubix" ... (riddlin) < Straight

PURE OWNAGE! But Now u "Makin A Feud Bitch?", Ha! u'll Get 'Smoked'! Cuz See Im Hardly A Marley! But "JAMAICAN ME DO THIS"!!! ... 4

Lmfao @ Jamaican Me Do This... That Was entertainin

Moment Of Silence, "Pause, Edit, Ya Done!", Cuz i thought U Was A 'Genuine Religious Bitch', Since He "Authentic As Nun" !!
Even Ma "Flaws Credit Ma Puns" , N' The Bars I 'Make~Up? U'll Cream Yaself', Cuz Ma Verse'll Even "Cause~Medics To Run"!!!

^ Last Part was a Pretty Good Finisher .. Feelin the Wordplay..

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Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yooooooooo! Let Me Diminish This Guy And Put And End This Broke Weakling! You'll Be Finished! No Breathing,

Aiight..Buildin Up Lets See Where you Take it..

You A Last Resort In Battle.. No One Would Be Caught "Bringing Out Instinks" Even With The Help Of Primitive Thinking!

Lmfao Executed Nice...

Lemme Put An End To Thee Double You Have Simile Trouble, And At That Ya Metaphors Are Weak Child! ... Pretty Much Settin Um Up..

It Pisses Me Off Much He'll Catch A Horrid Beat Down!
The # Of Times I've "Abused Animal(S)" You've Think By Now A Bystander Would Have PetaCorp On Speed Dial!..

Lmfao.. That Was Some Funny Shit...Deff went Hard

Dude You Can't Fucking Damage Greatness!Lmao!..+ I Heard You Biting? Lemme Laugh At These Bannished Statements!

So Far Vocabs Nice.. & Its Entertainin.

Cuz In This Battle They Know That Its Likely "Anime Get Trashed" Since I Was Never Fund Of Japanese Animations!

I See where You WAs Goin With This But I Wasnt Feeling it..
0921831283129731923712937123 Yo sfd98724392187382176318276318jczx I Rock Heavy Metal And The Gage!
I Birthed Ya Style Faggot So..Don't Be A Rebel An A Fake!
Animal(s) Will Never Bite The Hand Thats Feeds Him" Cuz I Just Throw The Damn Pellets in The Cage (LMAOO!!)

LOL.. This Was Funny It Was Sorta Like a Tauntin Line.. Deff Upped The Entertainment Line went hard

Dude Ya Should Of Known Im Bomb Ya Whack! kakakaawsgdasdjhgasjdha See My Verse * U'll Be An Astonished Cat
Because Im Diverse And Versatile... You Could Say Im Well Rounded Like Most Of Your Stomach Fat (Lmao)

Weak finisher Compared To The Rest Of your Verse
It Was Cool Though.





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Punchlines : Kev
Wordplay : Animul
Nameplay : Kev
Multis : Tie.
Complexity : Kev
Consistency : Animul
Entertainment : Animul
Overall Vote : Kev



Punches were more entertainin , winnin the battle.
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1-1 ..

One More Vote Determines Who Won This Battle Its Been Up To Long Someone Vote Already.
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Post by Quix »

You A Last Resort In Battle.. No One Would Be Caught "Bringing Out Instinks" Even With The Help Of Primitive Thinking!


Punchlines : Kev
Wordplay : Animal
Nameplay : Kev
Multis : Kev
Complexity : Kev
Consistency : Kev
Entertainment : Animal
Overall Vote : Kev


No hate....Little Faggot Kev took this one, I can't hate on that verse!


thebar above was prolly the hardest Punch IMO take it or leave it
Real Recognize Real ... who dah Fuck is you???

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Closed And Updated. Thank You Quiz.
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