Punchlines - 2 bars

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Re: Punchlines - 2 bars

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Casper is a biter, we represent the REAL WHITE SHEETS!




I'm the brains of this plan, I came with the Klan, watch me aim with my hand...
You bitches need to learn the ropes before you can :obscene-hanged: with The Man...

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The MAN you claim to be is a bitch, big feet n check the throat
That's definatly an Adam's apple son, or is that daughter, listen up take note

I might be new but please believe I spit hot bars, 'Brandin' you beaten
We ain't beefin', I take the food from your mouth son, you ain't eat'n

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after a battle
homocide'll find u in front of ur keyboard, n notice there was some frantic thrashin
thinkin to themselves "somethings fishy here" ..yup.. "the net got em" like atlantic salmon

fact is kids write horrorcore, act demonic.. then they face me n pray
cause against a real beast? theyll "turn coat" like a maceys display
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facin me? its mission impossible, like pickin up lesbian broads
fuck all these thespian frauds, they "bug me" like espionage

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Succeeding against me's like smuggling a tech
Like the lead's too short, u struggle to connect

ur shit's generic, and I stay writing those leg slappers
u couldn't 'raise an idea' resurrecting a dead rapper
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Re: Punchlines - 2 bars

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ill light up this "fag with a bar".. tho i aint the riening pro
who watches the simpsons? i call this line the "flaming moe"

im far from proper, sneak up on troops n leave the seargent slauterd
im precise.. shit, ill put meijer "in targets" like some bargain shoppers
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facin me? its mission impossible, like pickin up lesbian broads
fuck all these thespian frauds, they "bug me" like espionage

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Re: Punchlines - 2 bars

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This Is My Victory, Punchlines I Reject, This Bitch Only Droppin,
Fuck Acting Rugged, Punk Be Rapping Like He Marry Poppins,

This Battle Is One Sided, Like Its Blacks Against The Whites,
Saying You Write Blocks, But You Bite Cocks When Ones In Your Sights.

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This cat is very whack and i bury cats,carry gats
the only way a bitch on yo dick,is if u married crack
cocaine,your the hip hop jack black, your so lame
glock9,i put dat shit to his head,No Rogaine,
whoa mane!im rude,ruder than robbing your grandmother dude,
move!ima shoot,like how i did ya mom when she blew my flute
toot toot! toot toot!
dont cry guy,you still in that winnie the pooh recruit crew

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Re: Punchlines - 2 bars

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You Don't Bury Cats, All You Do Is Rape Cats,
All You Touch Is BB Guns, You Another Rapper Who Fakes Facts,

This Is Two Bars, Your Ex Told Me You Couldn't Count,
Saying You Last 2 Hours, But It's Okay For Retards To Miscount.

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Re: Punchlines - 2 bars

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who this fool talkin about countin' he say he cool bruh i fucking doubt him
he looks like ronald reagon sitting on crack fucking mountain
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watch how im a finish this bitch in seconds
cuz the only time des aims is on instant messagin
game relentless n servin this dude in 2 bars
have em screamin n runnin like kids in school yards
ill have your family killed like AMITYVILLE
n end your life quick like the morning after pill

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Post by precise »

i love to catch a case, then smack the witness
this dude does finish in seconds.. ask the bitches

collectin cash from every kill, man im textin ta wreck ya all
ufo? shit, ive got the greens.. n they aint extraterrestrial
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Re: Punchlines - 2 bars

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fuck ya shit,whats ya click,cuz im rippin' those lames,
nigga say he love catchin'cases so im throwin video-games,
360,ps3,wii is whats hittin yo shity ol' brain,
you aint witty,you couldnt blow up wit 3grenades and propane

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Re: Punchlines - 2 bars

Post by UFO »

ur text r lies ill put a stop 2 this heathen
n then exorcise this demon then provide him wit a reason
of why he stopped breathin
its cuz ur weak flows makes me wanna stomp this fag in seconds
cuz it s obvious that this ''EYES''
aint real like contact lenses

-- Sun Nov 07, 2010 12:09 am --

@ precise
how about u ask ur moms
n watch what that hoe ll say
she said she like when ''UFO''invades
thats my ''INDEPENDENCE DAY''
ill have your family killed like AMITYVILLE
n end your life quick like the morning after pill

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Re: Punchlines - 2 bars

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Bruh ur retarded,i spit so many flames to ya brain i got charged for arson
UFO? dont understand that name,couldnt be high if you were a martian

sorry for sayin' this prick but when you farted it smelled like alien's dick
if u wanna battle just say-it-im sick,ima G,i treat ufo like weed the way im blazin this bitch,

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Re: Punchlines - 2 bars

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