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Freestyle Audio #4

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I met a heavy fatty
named devin ackley
threw him in death valley in a sexy ally
left cali
I’m tribal like a wabanaki
a deadly athlete
that would rather be dead than happy
because of that faggot blackie
its a story of when harry met sally
I play pool with minds, never felt badly
imagine me, draggin a bitch, its a nevering end story
but I said it poorly
because I’m predatory
and (eyster) I stir shit, like I’m upset at corey
I got more led than querry waste
to use it on this horrid race
I don’t have normal taste
which coorelates to why I escoriate
all boring dates before performing rape
like norman bates on Lauren Jay
my glory days, no noise complaints
I’m higher than abortion rates
after roe vs wade, Trump, some, stormy days
in a morbid way, I’m like a horny gay
who sort of prays to the lords dismay
with a short delay I find a whore to lay
me to down to sleep, wake up in a morning haze
counting sheep, leaped to the mountain peak
like Katahdin, an astounding feat
when I found a beat that sounded sweet
I blasted it down the street
freestyled until Lyle called the town police
I need a countil seat, but that’s out of reach
like brian planting flower seeds on a ground of leaves
that sprouted beans
I’m wild as a shower scene with howard dean
doing the loudest scream, during a rousing speech
in front of proud marines
I’m aroused at least, find me at a crowded beach
leaving people shell shocked, in the outter reaf
I’m not well off, but I’m about to speak
and tell ya’ll about my week
I was watching the redsox at the dead ox
about to head off, when an ex cop
who must have just left the head shop
asked how much the keg costs
we drank that shit at the medway exit rest stop
while I kept watch, okay, next thought
listen, I’m guess I’m always turned on like chases xbox
my girl says, let’s have sex, I ride her like a sled dog (dawg)
I’m no sex god, or hedgehog, but I ain’t from wytopitlock
when I say bitch, suck my dick
this isn’t some quick hit like will smith on chris rock
when our lips lock she admits I have more than an inch
I ain’t saying I have a thick cock, I ain’t a big shot
besides when I jizz, I give liz enough to live off until my dicks soft
this isn’t hip hop, back to the message Travis pig, I’m way advanced
are you battling me? Or are we shaking hands
when we are playing jams, and I slay this fan
I’m way advanced like jd vance with a crazy stance like a ladys man doing a eighties dance
with a naked tramp in a sacred land to a raving band, but you don’t want to face my plan
I’ll await my chance like a sebaceous gland with a courageous stand
I’ll take command because I got more balls than a baseball camp
you don’t have the grapes to go, no raisin brand
when I raise my brand, got major schemes
spreading through the sky like space debris at great speeds than laser beams
without latency, I go from a to z, I ain’t Em, But I come after N (an)
you can wait an see when I bend time, no hamlet, but I’m keen, sagaciously
degrading me creatively is dangerously playing with fire, fatally
great emcees get destroyed faster than a government state agency
that’s why even those who don’t pray lately, have faith in me
I practiced daily to be able to rap these keys and slay these teens like a fatal scene/
even my greatest scheme I notice more blemishes than J Lo without her maybelline facial cream/
go ahead and chase that dream, but you making it to the mainstream is make believe/
you'd have better luck on a dating spree with kaylee, katy perry and rachelle leah/
I'm bat shit crazy, infected a cat with rabies and had him attack bastard lazy, half baptist catholic babies/
i laugh at the fat and lazy even patrick swayze
acting bravely, grabbed an attractive lady and smacked her back to hadies, I’m not going to always be passive, I could snap like jamie, don’t think because I Havent lately
that I won’t get rather shaky, my craft is snaky
I’ll smash the glass on my ceiling, marshall mathers slash slim shady
I’m a different class like a black mercedes, I’m passsing jay z, without a historical perspective
deplorabbly elected for being metaphorically perfected
coming with more than you expected when I recorded this new record
its like awarding me a beverage for being forcefully respected
that will surely be the message, but I don’t want it, nor will I accept it
fuck the fortunes and successes I bring the most torterous of methods
like kevorkian injected, the lord is resurrected
make your brain sore, from what my brain stored, all connected like a chain store
broke through the main door, rushing your crew like the ukraine war
what I aim for is causing a rain storm on plain norm
summers up, stay warm, you must think I’m more nuts than gay porn
when I come with uppercuts, and I’ll bet these sluts, muster up
enough just because, well but, motherfuck...don’t talk to my brother much
don’t mean he won’t run on up like I did with with that rubber
duck… that whole night couldn’t have been done without dumber luck
we were younger, but when when the thunder struck
oh, buttercup, better bundle up, I’m not even being humble, yup
we can cuddle up, or do a double date, I understate this wasn’t rape
when we stumbled late like summer break
turning the night into something great
no wonder so many people want to punch my face in a drunken state
that’s like bringing a gun thats fake into trumps estate
this is fun to make thinking about old times, I’ve got tons to say
about those scummy days, underpaid, with jay, aka dum
I could talk about Davis, but I’d only think back on april like the month of may
but I got to keep my tongue away from that cunt today
I can’t even say what I want to say….
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