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Posted: **Tue Apr 29, 2008 5:33 am**

Enjoy!

Mexican Words of the Day:

1. Cheese The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, pero Cheese fat.

2. Mushroom "Orale vato, when all my family get in the car, there's not mushroomâ€¦."

3. 'Shoulder' My tia wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.

4. ' TEXAS ' My ruca always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!

5. 'Herpes' Me and my ruca ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.

6. July Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!

7. Rectum! I had 2 cars pero my wife rectum!

8. Juarez 'One day my abuelita slapped me and I said juarez your problem?'

9. CHICKEN I was going to go to the store with my wife pero chicken go herself.

Posted: **Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:21 am**

i didnt get the last 2 but ROFL.

Posted: **Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:09 am**

its a mexican version of the redneck dictionary. (Which also wasnt funny)

Posted: **Tue Apr 29, 2008 10:25 am**

then dont leave feed

Posted: **Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:51 am**

feed isnt only positive.

Posted: **Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:50 am**

i wasnt askin for feed..i posted it for people to read..its not like i was like...tell me wat u think guys...cuz i dont care...i got it in an email...

Posted: **Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:37 am**

You don't have to justify your lack-of-taste in comedy.

To each their own.

Posted: **Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:00 am**

haha, its pretty funny tho cuz its true, there's a version for blacks too so don't feel left out

i dunno... for 8th to have a "taste in comedy" he would need a better "sense of humor"

Posted: **Thu May 01, 2008 3:45 am**

8th wrote:You don't have to justify your lack-of-taste in comedy.

To each their own.

my taste of comedy shits down ur throat and anything uve ever said that might be humorous on this site.....u dont have one....thats y u dont ever laugh at ANYTHING anyone ever posts...so keep tryin to make me seem like i aint got a sense of humor...wen clearly everyone else agrees its pretty funny...but then again ur the type to try n say no one else would have a sense of humor either...to each there own...except u obviously...cuz u make it like ur brain is on some super level higher than everyone elses..so u cant laugh at some basic true jokes.......ur like "Mr Go against everyone"....so i guess to each there own head up there ass as far as theyd like...LOL!!!

LOL! LOL!!!LOL!!LOL!!!

i kno how u hate that...and im in a dick mood.....since u have ur piece y dont u go get ur girl herpes?!.LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

Posted: **Fri May 02, 2008 8:15 am**

im sure that was great.

if it was one or two lines, i mighta even read it.