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Pick up Lines
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 11:23 am
by Arvincible
Ey people since we got such brilliant minds here on Illest, I'd like to see what you guys got when it comes to pickin up girls with Pick up lines. lol figured this would be funny...
its sorta like a cypher but it has nothing to do with hip-hop...
I'll start to show an example
Ey gurl, If you were my sprite, i'd obey my thirst!
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 3:50 pm
by Brah-Vo
"Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?"
"You're like my homework, I would do you on my table"
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:03 pm
by 16 Micz
stop asking us for dating tips. no pick up line can change the fact that you're ugly and no girl wants you.
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:06 pm
by Arvincible
Lol well now i can see who doesn't have game.
Ur such an angry little kid. Get over it son it was just a thread to start some talks relax.
If you dont have any you dont have to hate on me just dont say anything at all.
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:06 pm
by Viral
i dont use pickup lines...shits corny
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:07 pm
by Arvincible
lol i know it aint fuckin reality yo just use some creativity sheesh
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:20 pm
by 16 Micz
calm down im only trying to fit in.
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:22 pm
by Viral
heres a good one...
aye bitch!..
Excuuuse me?!
hey...i said...hey miss!...
hey cutie...not u...ur bootie
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:27 pm
by Brah-Vo
"You're like a leopard, coz i can spot me on you"
"Lets make a skin sandwich with no filling"
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
"Do you have a celly? I need to call heaven because they're missing one of their angels"
"Do you have a map? I'm lost in your eyes"
"Your hot. Let us go back to my humble abode and make classical Roman sex."
"It's exactly like the navy. My Semen ( sea men get it? Lol ) Go into your submarine."
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:31 pm
by Arvincible
LOL ^^^
"IF i could rearrange the Alphabet, I would put U and I together"
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:52 pm
by Momeijah
Hey, Sit On My Face.
Seriously Noone With a Clue About Women Actually Uses Pick Up Lines Do They? Lol
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 3:18 am
by -TraMaTiK-
i hope not
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 3:55 am
by Subsist
knock knock
whos there?
wendy
wendy who?
wendy wind blows de cradle will rock
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 4:52 pm
by Viral
u got a mirror in ur pants?...cuz i can see myself in em