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Today, I went to a funeral which happened to be near a Barack Obama campaign stop ( I was originally planning to just go to that). Unfortunately, the line was literally a mile long. I later found out that 2000 people were turned away. I figured, they would be. I guess, Barack came out and talked to them for 10 minutes after.

The auditorium probably holds a couple thousand people. In comparision Hilary's turnout only had 1,500 and nobody was turned away.

So, I decided, fuck it, and went to play at a Casino. I was only going to spend like 20 bucks and then leave.

Well, I go in and lose 5 bucks on the first slot machine. A girl next to me, says here. And puts 100 dollars into my machine. Then she goes onto say, one hand washes another. I thought she was trying to seduce me and wanted to take a bath or something, but I was like alright. She said, she won 3,800 dollars last night.

A few minutes later, I'm down 10 bucks and her boyfriend comes over to her. I guess, she wasn't trying to seduce me.

So I left, 90 bucks richer.

I went, and bought alcohol. Now, I am home.

Moral of the story. When you're going to casino's just fucking sit next to people who look like they are doing a good job.

Lmao that's dumb as hell dude did this really happen lol??

Fucking Alcoholic Scum.

Agreed @ moral.

No. I typed this all out because I thought it was that amazing of a story.

lol wow smart ass fuck you lol...fuckin alcoholic

Of course it's true. Do you think, I'd just come make up a semi-lame story?

What happened at the funeral was more entertaining.

When like 90 people come up to you and say that Jesus Christ is the most important thing in your life in this sinful world.

And you don't believe in Christianity at all. That's always fun.

well, i dont know if Illest is the place to talk about your day, but anyways it was interesting..and lucky as fuck, i wish i was 90 bucks richer right now..lol

well, i dont know if Illest is the place to talk about your day


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he doesn't have a social life, posting about actually going outside and talking to people is a first for him, leave the poor kid alone

casinos are ill, i can't go to them though, if i gamble on anything more than scratch off tickets or a claw machine i end up waking up with a hooker and hangover in another city

drunken jesus wrote:he doesn't have a social life, posting about actually going outside and talking to people is a first for him, leave the poor kid alone

casinos are ill, i can't go to them though, if i gamble on anything more than scratch off tickets or a claw machine i end up waking up with a hooker and hangover in another city

Lmao. Everyone raises some great points.

I was hoping to spark some conversation about Barack as well.

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Inside was possibly 10,000 people, I guess.

Baracks dat Niggah..

whoo Died???

& how Much of it & Wud kinda of Alcohal u buy?

Somebody I knows father.

I didn't know him.

I bought fire water.

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