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Fuck the Police

Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 3:11 am
by drunken jesus
whats up people i just got bailed out of jail this morning after a fucking assault charge for throwing a beer bottle at a police officer after i ran away from them at a party last weekend they didn't even catch me near the party though i got away and was driving home in my car and they pulled me over for "suspicious driving behavior" i guess the cop put out a notice on what i looked like or some shit because the cop was staring at me asking me questions then made me get out of the car and he saw the gray sweatshirt i was wearing earlier i had on in my backseat and he cuffed me and took me to the station

funny shit about it is i just started drinking when it got busted so when they gave me a breathelizer and a blood test they didn't find any trace of alcohol haha

Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 7:03 am
by Viral
lol damn yo dats some crazy ass shit...suspicious driving behavior?....hmmm...wat were u swerving er somethin?...im sure dat wasnt a real reason prolly jst knew wat u looked like and shit...but good to hear ur finally out..haha...maybe now u wont throw a bottle at a cop after he knos wat u look like...lol

Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 7:03 am
by complexity
lmao. sounds fun, well done

Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 7:45 am
by drunken jesus
yeah if you're black or latino "suspicious driving behavior" is when you stay in between the yellow and white lines perfectly going the speed limit

he had to get like 15-20 stitches i think they said cause the bottle busted when it hit him so i'm probably going to back to jail for at least a month or so

Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 7:50 am
by complexity
that sucks though