Jesus Weekly Review 1
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 10:14 pm
Somethings are shitty, somethings are good, most reviews are misleading, i will be bringing you the cold hard truth once a week of something i don't or do like, nothing in between cause thats just stupid
This weeks item: Dan In Real Life
First impression: Steve Carell, Dane Cook, Old White Dude from Frasier, eh... it's going to at least be funny.
No.
Storyline: Steve meets his brother danes bitch doesn't know its danes bitch falls in love with her after simple chit chat and now hes trying to hide his ambitions to fuck her from dane, because its dane's bitch and steve is the pussy in the family
Creative? No, Realistic? No
Pros? It showed Steve & Dane can somewhat act in a non-comedy, although this was a shittily wrote non-comedy which was marketed as a comedy
Cons? Corny storyline, poor supporting cast, the main bitch isn't even who cares if its your brothers ho hott shes extremely average, unreleastic scenario, its not a comedy, its not well written, its an old concept
Recent analogy: Take away all the comedic aspects of "Employee of the Month" replace Dane with Steve & Dax with Dane, hit Jessica Simpson in the face with a brick, die her hair black, take the chick flick and cornyness levels & skyrocket them until your left with a dickless chick flick that paris hilton could've wrote
In closing WWJD: Not see it. This movie isn't good, even if you're a big fan of Dane Cook or Steve Carrell, its not even a good chick flick, its horribly written with forgettable characters
This weeks item: Dan In Real Life
First impression: Steve Carell, Dane Cook, Old White Dude from Frasier, eh... it's going to at least be funny.
No.
Storyline: Steve meets his brother danes bitch doesn't know its danes bitch falls in love with her after simple chit chat and now hes trying to hide his ambitions to fuck her from dane, because its dane's bitch and steve is the pussy in the family
Creative? No, Realistic? No
Pros? It showed Steve & Dane can somewhat act in a non-comedy, although this was a shittily wrote non-comedy which was marketed as a comedy
Cons? Corny storyline, poor supporting cast, the main bitch isn't even who cares if its your brothers ho hott shes extremely average, unreleastic scenario, its not a comedy, its not well written, its an old concept
Recent analogy: Take away all the comedic aspects of "Employee of the Month" replace Dane with Steve & Dax with Dane, hit Jessica Simpson in the face with a brick, die her hair black, take the chick flick and cornyness levels & skyrocket them until your left with a dickless chick flick that paris hilton could've wrote
In closing WWJD: Not see it. This movie isn't good, even if you're a big fan of Dane Cook or Steve Carrell, its not even a good chick flick, its horribly written with forgettable characters