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Ol Boy Slim Vs Da HaZarD

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5 Bars ...

Ayo.. This Kids a Joke i Sit & Laugh, if There Were Condoms Named Afta Him i Wouldnt Git His Raps
They Quick To Get Rip'd Like Burnd C-D's... Push Ya Wig Back Like Ya Dome Just Turned ..B-C!!/
Askin Rell To Face U One On One.. Like U've Jus Bin a Produced Sperm Cell Son Your Done!!
Its Like Ima Check Point Cus im Where U Running From..If a Clip Wusa Trac Den Lemme Run My Gun/
Point And Aim Like a Accusation At U, You Cant Touch Beef Like The Islamic Nation Gassed You
Yous a Spec a Dirt, Freestyle Wise a Sec U Worth i'll Take Ya Top Off Like im Collecting Shirts/
Saying Da Dips Needah Bounce, Ur a Bagg Of Shit Like Basseru ina Zip Whyle im Flippin a Ounce
Slim U's Old?! Son On Da Real U's Four-Teen..Him Hit Puberty, Put Up ya NO'S Lyk Deres Linez Ov Morphene/
Yous a Weak One Like a Quarta Of a Month, Any1 Can Fuc Ya Wifey I Put a Quarta In Ha Cunt..
She a MOOCHEEN My Rooteen Is To Make Ya Boo Scream She Deepz Throat My Team U Eatin On Whos Cream/
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they call you hazard because of the chemical-`waste that escapes you're mouth everytime-`you-`spit
you're mouth is stuck to ya moms dick like industrial-`strength-`paste, you even call your grandma a fine-`ass-`bitch ..//..

apparently you put a quarter in a girls cunt to get her-`started
that's obviously fake coz when U saw my sperm-`on sale you-`bought-it ..//..

faggot paki dont even come near me you smell like cow turds-`and sundried-`herbs*
you're such a fucking dumbass you can't even spell simple words-`and 1st grade-`verbs ..//..

you're such a faggot you're like a model diva-`you take any dick that comes-`to-`you
you call it DIVINE-INTERVENTION when you're fucked 8 times by shiva-`and-`vishnu** ..//..

im lyrically murdering you, you cry "Stop It B!"-`, the way im going, i wont' stop get the-` clue
oh and before i left, i just wanted to ask one question, how's poverty-`working out for-`you? ..//..





*: most indian like people dry strong smelling herbs eg. paprika in the sun leaving a distinct smell.
**: vishnu and shiva have 4 arms each, they are deities in the hindu religion.
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punches- old boy
personals - tie.
flow - old boy

overall - old boy
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..Fuck that gay shit you say on a beat..
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Post by Brah-Vo »

dont even know why u set this up when i didnt accept. but well ive never been on ta back down.
So theres my verse.

3-0 KO 5 votes to win.

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Post by Brah-Vo »

1-0 uppin for votes.
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lol Sequence So he Got Punches n Flow Huh?
( Dick Ridah) *Cough*.. Show Me How..
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Post by Cee4 »

Personals- Hazard
Punches- Hazard
Flow- Hazard


Vote Hazard

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Ayo.. This Kids a Joke i Sit & Laugh, if There Were Condoms Named Afta Him i Wouldnt Git His Raps
They Quick To Get Rip'd Like Burnd C-D's... Push Ya Wig Back Like Ya Dome Just Turned ..B-C!!/

Point And Aim Like a Accusation At U, You Cant Touch Beef Like The Islamic Nation Gassed You
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-.HaZarD.- wrote:lol Sequence So he Got Punches n Flow Huh?
( Dick Ridah) *Cough*.. Show Me How..
he got flow, because you dont know how to write a fucking bar, and he does, with your verse its always stop start stop start..

and punches i thought it was close, most of your shit was mad played anyway, so get off my dick, dont accept the vote if you dont wont too, just proves how much of a little winy bitch you really are
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Post by Brah-Vo »

what the fuck. ok. since we're not accepting sequence's vote im not accepting cee4s because that is BLATANTLY again BLATANTLY biased.

As of now its 0-0.
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Post by Haz »

lol Go Ahead Accept The Votes Dumbass..
Lets Get This Goin .. 1-1
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Post by Cee4 »

How is my vote biased. I have no reason to vote against you or for Hazard. I dont really give a fuck who wins this but since i see you in other threads bitching about me i`ll brake down both verses.


they call you hazard because of the chemical-`waste that escapes you're mouth everytime-`you-`spit
you're mouth is stuck to ya moms dick like industrial-`strength-`paste, you even call your grandma a fine-`ass-`bitch ..//..

YOU EVEN CALL YOUR GRANDMA A FINE ASS BITCH- WACK PUNCHLINE

apparently you put a quarter in a girls cunt to get her-`started
that's obviously fake coz when U saw my sperm-`on sale you-`bought-it ..//..

FIRST LINE WAS FLIPPED OFF OF HAZARD VERSE, STUPID PUNCHLINE. STARTED AND BOUGHT IT DOSENT RHYME

faggot paki dont even come near me you smell like cow turds-`and sundried-`herbs*
you're such a fucking dumbass you can't even spell simple words-`and 1st grade-`verbs ..//..

TO ME THE MULTI DOSENT RHYME. AGAIN THE PUNCHLINE LACKS A PUNCH

you're such a faggot you're like a model diva-`you take any dick that comes-`to-`you
you call it DIVINE-INTERVENTION when you're fucked 8 times by shiva-`and-`vishnu** ..//..

OK BY YOUR STANDARDS.

im lyrically murdering you, you cry "Stop It B!"-`, the way im going, i wont' stop get the-` clue
oh and before i left, i just wanted to ask one question, how's poverty-`working out for-`you? ..//..

FUCKIN SHIT PUNCHLINE AGAIN. HOW DO YOU KNOW HE`S IN POVERTY.

OVERALL YOU DONT HAVE ONE DECENT PUNCH IN THE VERSE. THE FLOW WAS POOR AND THE ONLY PERSONALS WAS CALLING HIM AN INDIAN AND A PAKI. THATS LIKE ME CALLING SOMEONE AMERICAN AND CANADIAN.




Ayo.. This Kids a Joke i Sit & Laugh, if There Were Condoms Named Afta Him i Wouldnt Git His Raps
They Quick To Get Rip'd Like Burnd C-D's... Push Ya Wig Back Like Ya Dome Just Turned ..B-C!!/

THERE ARE MORE PUNCHLINES IN THIS ONE BAR THAN IN YOUR VERSE. BC (BEFORE CHRIST)

Askin Rell To Face U One On One.. Like U've Jus Bin a Produced Sperm Cell Son Your Done!!
Its Like Ima Check Point Cus im Where U Running From..If a Clip Wusa Trac Den Lemme Run My Gun/

NOT A GREAT BAR BUT HE MAKES THE POINT THAT RELL WOULD MURDER YOU


Point And Aim Like a Accusation At U, You Cant Touch Beef Like The Islamic Nation Gassed You
Yous a Spec a Dirt, Freestyle Wise a Sec U Worth i'll Take Ya Top Off Like im Collecting Shirts/

YOU CANT TOUCH BEEF LIKE THE ISLAMIC NATION GASSED YOU- DOPE PUNCH

Saying Da Dips Needah Bounce, Ur a Bagg Of Shit Like Basseru ina Zip Whyle im Flippin a Ounce
Slim U's Old?! Son On Da Real U's Four-Teen..Him Hit Puberty, Put Up ya NO'S Lyk Deres Linez Ov Morphene/

EH? THE ONLY BIT I UNDERSTOOD WAS THE PUBERTY BIT

Yous a Weak One Like a Quarta Of a Month, Any1 Can Fuc Ya Wifey I Put a Quarta In Ha Cunt..
She a MOOCHEEN My Rooteen Is To Make Ya Boo Scream She Deepz Throat My Team U Eatin On Whos Cream/

OK BAR. NOT GREAT BUT BETTER THAN MOST OF YOUR BARS.


OVERALL HAZARD HAD BETTER WAY PUNCHES AND BETTER PERSONALS ALTHOUGH NOT MANY. FLOW WAS CLOSE CAUSE YOUR FLOW WAS NOT GREAT AND 2/3 OF HAZARDS WAS PRETTY GOOD THEN THERES SOME OF HIS SHIT I JUST DONT GET

BUT OVERALL HAZARD WINS ALL CATS.
IM NOT ONE OF THESE ASSHOLES WHO GIVES THE LOSER A TOKEN CAT TO MAKE IT LOOK CLOSER
I DONT EVEN THINK THIS WAS CLOSE

TAKE THIS VOTE OR LEAVE IT, HATE IT OR LOVE IT I THINK NOTHIN OF IT.
BUT WHAT KIND OF SPASTIC WOULD PUT THE SCORES BACK FROM 1-1 TO 0-0 ON A SITE WHERE NOBODY VOTES?
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Post by Kurse »

You both lost. I recieve a win by default for reading it and you both sucking! 8)
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Post by Gutta »

im sorry Slim
but i do agree with Cee4 on wut he had to say

Hazard came harder den u in dis battle

your shit was better then when u first started but not enough for the win

Hazard all categories

Vote=Hazard
I'll kill u dawg, lyrically or with tha ber-etta. its wut-eva//
cuz u kno i squeeze arms like I'm checkin my blood pressure//


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Post by Brah-Vo »

aiight aiight. sorry cee4.
maybe i did lose this battle.

1-1 uppin.
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2-1.. Uppin
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