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TYPICAL MONDAY

Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 1:18 am
by RH1NO
http://www.illestlyrics.com/board/stuck ... t6314.html


im more riveting than a black dude interviewin a racist
to leave you in amazement all i need is some duct tape and you in a basement
with keanu in replacements takin his shoe off and stabbin you in the face wit it
then glue it and paste it together until you stand up and face the shit
head to a castle top and raffle off a drunk david hasselhoff
laugh and cough as i sit in the corner with a porno and my jacket off
got a rotten venacualur ill slap you in the face wit a hot spatula
in a freestyle battle once i fought dracula then went to iraq and got shot by scott bakula
rolled a fat doobie and saw shaggy and scooby shootin a drag queen movie
with fred braggin hed do me at the same time im back stage after daphne blew me
rape 3 joggers then playin frogger on atari with the 83 dodgers
then george tekai and me escaped on a space ship with each of their freak daughters

Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 6:52 am
by RH1NO
lets get some feed guys

Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 7:36 am
by -TraMaTiK-
head to a castle top and raffle off a drunk david hasselhoff
laugh and cough as i sit in the corner with a porno and my jacket off
got a rotten venacualur ill slap you in the face wit a hot spatula
in a freestyle battle once i fought dracula then went to iraq and got shot by scott bakula

LOL^^funny shit..overall this was a cool read..i think u cudda done better but as u said 'typical monday' so ur dragged out n shit..but yea this was cool man..keep droppin,funny shit is good

Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 1:04 pm
by RH1NO
word appreciate the feed fam good look

uppin

Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 2:02 pm
by LadySam
loveddd the scooby doo lines haha

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:51 am
by B-Bear
U made me laugh sucker! U should feel privilaged.. ! haha

anyway, loved the piece.. seriously, it's been a long time since a verse made me laugh this much..

Fav:
"head to a castle top and raffle off a drunk david hasselhoff
laugh and cough as i sit in the corner with a porno and my jacket off
got a rotten venacualur ill slap you in the face wit a hot spatula
in a freestyle battle once i fought dracula then went to iraq and got shot by scott bakula
rolled a fat doobie and saw shaggy and scooby shootin a drag queen movie
with fred braggin hed do me at the same time im back stage after daphne blew me"

Awesome, nothin more to say about this piece

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 1:47 pm
by RH1NO
haha appreciate it homie glad you enjoyed it

UPPIN

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 2:37 pm
by SlickMex
LOL..
I liked this drop..
Had me laughing with the scooby doo lines..

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 6:55 am
by complexity
Haha. I loved the randomness of this drop, and most of the jokes were pretty funny.

7.5/10.